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I fuckin' knew it

Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?

”uhhh no i dont have pica..”

Then why the hell are you eating lead?

”it was a one time thing! Jeez..”

Wait...how do you know that lead tastes better than uranium. Where did you get uranium?

“..A friend of mine named syringe..BUT IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!!”

And you don't have pica? Alright. *i slid over a bolt. Small enough to swallow like a pill*

”uhh the hell is that.??”

Whachu mean? It's just a bolt. You can have it if you want.

Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?

”uhhh no i dont have pica..”

Then why the hell are you eating lead?

”it was a one time thing! Jeez..”

Wait...how do you know that lead tastes better than uranium. Where did you get uranium?

“..A friend of mine named syringe..BUT IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!!”

And you don't have pica? Alright. *i slid over a bolt. Small enough to swallow like a pill*

Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?

”uhhh no i dont have pica..”

Then why the hell are you eating lead?

”it was a one time thing! Jeez..”

Wait...how do you know that lead tastes better than uranium. Where did you get uranium?

Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?

”uhhh no i dont have pica..”

Then why the hell are you eating lead?

Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?

Call me parinoid but. Maybe it was targetted. Do you have any enemies?

God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?

”let me live a little, damn! Your not my dad or mom!”

Is it at least not catnip this time?

”…it’s laced catnip….”

Christ...I...go throw up...this is becoming an issue

“Uhhh NUH uh.”

Fine...i've seen i can't reason with you. So go ahead. You'll regret it later.

God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?

”let me live a little, damn! Your not my dad or mom!”

Is it at least not catnip this time?

”…it’s laced catnip….”

Christ...I...go throw up...this is becoming an issue

God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?

”let me live a little, damn! Your not my dad or mom!”

Is it at least not catnip this time?

God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?

Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.

...last warning

*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray

Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?

damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.

“Hmnnnnnnmhmnnmmmmmm….fineeeee….”

*While she's eating i swipe the catnip and just get rid of it. She is NOT finding that shit.*

...clawsia i'm sorry but it's not good for you. I don't messing with that stuff.

You'll thank me after you get some sleep kid.

Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.

...last warning

*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray

Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?

damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.

“Hmnnnnnnmhmnnmmmmmm….fineeeee….”

*While she's eating i swipe the catnip and just get rid of it. She is NOT finding that shit.*

...clawsia i'm sorry but it's not good for you. I don't messing with that stuff.

Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.

...last warning

*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray

Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?

damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.

“Hmnnnnnnmhmnnmmmmmm….fineeeee….”

*While she's eating i swipe the catnip and just get rid of it. She is NOT finding that shit.*

Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.

...last warning

*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray

Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?

damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.

Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.

...last warning

*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray

Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?

Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.

...last warning