Puckerman.

Kacey: Yeah, the nerdiest thing I ever say is your name.

Kacey: Do you think we need to talk about it?

Puck: Can't believe you just burned me like that. Lies, but that was still solid.

Kacey: How have you know me for a billion years and not know what chakras are?

Kacey: I'm not taking anything back.

Puck: You say a lot of nerd stuff.

Kacey: Or you being turned on by weird things comes naturally to you. I swear, I'm going to get you some purple jade so you can balance your chakras.

Kacey: Do it.

Puck: That some kind of lube?

Kacey: Uh, yeah? Cause that wasn't intended to be hot as all.

Kacey: You're supposed to be the optimist in this relationship.

Puck: Just comes to you naturally, babe.

Kacey: I think you're into getting punched and you're trying to goad me into it so you can get off.

Kacey: I don't know any directors but them.

Puck: When you make it sound all hot like that, how can you blame me?

Kacey: You fake not being a dork every single day.

Kacey: Have you ever heard of email? If you say that's what you use to sign up for porn sites, I will punch you.

Puck: That's some of your crazy talk.

Puck: I mean you said it for me so....

Kacey: You knew I would ask eventually. Sounds fake, feels fake.

Kacey: It also connects you to people all across the globe. Including film makers.

Puck: Ain't nothing about me fake, babe.

Kacey: Come show me then.

Kacey: Have you never heard of the internet?

Puck: Thought you'd never ask.

Kacey: Sure won't. I do it out of love (and amusement) though.

Kacey: Just cause they don't make them here doesn't mean you can't sell the rights to someone.

Puck: I'll show you some love and amusement.

Kacey: Yeah one time and you've refused to do it again ever since. I doubt it was juice and more you.

Kacey: They still could be. You could sell a script.

Puck: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're never gonna let me forget that one, huh?

Kacey: My tastebuds are perfect, thank you. Don't be mad cause you can't eat fire and not cry.

Kacey: They could be. Don't you have fun doing it?

Puck: Hey that was one time, and I told you I got juice in my eye!

Kacey: Both of which are delicious?? I don't see the problem here.

Kacey: No, I don't know. You like doing it.

Puck: Your tastes buds are the problem here.

Kacey: You don't like the food I normally make so I have to keep you fed somehow.

Kacey: Yeah but the show writing is your thing. Or was your thing. Is it still your thing?

Puck: That's cause you eat grass and fire.

Kacey: How is that different from any other day of your life?

Kacey: I'm not making a show, that's just the way it is.

Puck: Only different cause today you're making cookies to help me out with that.