Yeo one: Yan an, what the hell?
Yan an: New phone. Who dis?
Yeo one: You can’t do that in person, it’s Yeo one!
Yan an: [squints]
Yeo one: Yeo one! Your team member.
Yan an: Oh, hey Yeo one.
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@ptgconversations
Yeo one: Yan an, what the hell?
Yan an: New phone. Who dis?
Yeo one: You can’t do that in person, it’s Yeo one!
Yan an: [squints]
Yeo one: Yeo one! Your team member.
Yan an: Oh, hey Yeo one.

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Wooseok: [at a bar, getting ready to leave]
Wooseok: I gotta go.
Hui: Aren't you forgetting something?
Wooseok: Uh...
Wooseok: [kisses Hui's forehead and runs off]
Hui: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you!?
Wooseok: You’re not from here, right?
Yuto: No, I’m from Japan.
Wooseok: And you moved to Japan from?
Yuto: My mother’s uterus.
Hongseok: Do you know what Sin City is?
Hui: Las Vegas.
Hongseok: Well do you know what Den City is?
Hui: No...
Hongseok: Mass over volume.
Wooseok: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jinho: Why?
Wooseok: To get to the idiot's house.
Wooseok: Knock knock.
Jinho: Who's there?
Wooseok: The chicken.
Jinho:
Wooseok:
Jinho: I won't punch you in the face on one condition.
Wooseok: ... Yeah?
Jinho: Go tell that joke to Hui.

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Shinwon: Just go tell Yan an he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
Yeo one: He could hear me.
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Jinho: Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
Hui: When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?
Hongseok: If Apple made cars, would it have Windows?
E'dawn: I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
Shinwon: Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Yeo One: If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually 90 degrees.
Yanan: Today a man asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water
Yuto: I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait...
Kino: If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
Wooseok: Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yeo one: Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?
Jinho: [pulling out a gun]
Jinho: It’s a gun.
Wooseok: For some reason Yan an thinks that I know a lot about flowers, so whenever he asks me what the name of a flower is I give him the name of a rapper.
Yan an: Look! These ludacrises are growing so nicely!
Yan an: Ever get that feeling you're being watched?
Yeo one: You get used to it when you look this good.

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Jinho: Shut up
Wooseok: I didn't say anything
Jinho: You were thinking. It's annoying.
Jinho: Fight me.
Yuto: [Quietly, from where Jinho can't see] Do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again.
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Judge: How do you plead?
Wooseok: [looks at Jinho]
Jinho: [mouths 'not guilty']
Wooseok: Hot milky.
Jinho: Just lock him up.
Yeo one: All men are at least 30% attracted to me.
Yeo one: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.
Yeo one: I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
Yeo one: I'm exquisite.
Psychologists: [furiously taking notes]

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Yeo one: [holding box]
Yuto: Shake it.
Yeo one: [Dances happily]
Yuto: ...
Yuto: The container, Yeo one.
Yeo one: :(
Wooseok: I’m quick at math.
Hongseok: Okay, what’s 38x76?
Wooseok: 24.
Hongseok: That’s not even close.
Wooseok: But it was quick.