cuno doesn't give a fuck for your cat, pig. cuno's got a great big fucking slice of gruyere to eat, pig

PIGS ASKIN FOR IDEALOGICALLY DUBIOUS PASTORALISM LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

Men, and the people they've dupped into enabling them, can't stand to see a woman who doesn't want or need them.

im soup

an hour after two edibles and these boxes start communicating with me telepathically

Being not involved with Any Fandom but still insisting on using this dumbass website is like. You log out for a week and come back and everyone's posting contextlessly about some american drama show called THE GRUNT

wading through a hundred untagged, mystifyingly incomprehensible gifsets that are captioned like #omg ongdoople and sir snorpleblork were so cute in this scene I couldn't not gif it #my blorbos 😫#the grunt and it's just 30 split-second gifs of two white guys blinking in a room

this kind of sounds like im hating but in reality this is a core tumblr experience that I feel is completely unique to this site

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times