it’s all happening

But don't worry, this isn't sad, it's hilarious. Imagine the closeted homophobes trying to clock each other in the Centaurs' locker room like they're closeted queer people in ... basically any other locker room. Shane and Ilya kiss in the locker room after a big win and Unnamed Homophobe #1 is glancing around looking for someone else who looks vaguely uncomfortable, thinking, "Is he like me???"

Eventually Unnamed Homophobe #1 and Unnamed Homophobe #2 linger together at the bar long after everyone else has gone home, and they're both drunk and desperately trying to feel each other out and:

Unnamed Homophobe #1: I just ... I love my kids so much, man. I just want them to be able to kids, you know? And some of the stuff that people say is normal now, how am I supposed to explain that to my kids?

Unnamed Homophobe #2: [tears in his eyes] I do know, man, I do know.