NEVER GETTING ANY BETTER THAN THIS

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

edward’s myspace

Imagine the person I would be if I had never seen vampire baseball set to Supermassive Black Hole back in 2008

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan

a mosquito bit my neck :( the fucking audacity of that little bastard, that area is reserved for rich mysterious yet endearing vampires

but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won’t.

Breaking Dawn dir. Bill Condon 2011