nickelodeon magazine (2005)
full poem ID below:
illustration of girl frolicking with smiling, anthropomorphic laptop: When I’m feeling sad, when I m down. When I cannot :-) (smile), when I :-( (frown). When I m :’-( (crying), my screen starts blinking! And there u r, at me you're ;-). (winking) To be seen w/ u, It makes me proud. And that is why I’m Laughing Out Loud. U make me feel gr8, and u r gr8 2. And btw, I m in love w/ u.
boy gifting a copy of a Tony Hawk game to a large PS2: It’s not a bunch of baloney: I’m smitten with you, my Sony. You're the sweetest toy I’ve ever found. Our love’s a game, like T. Hawk’s Underground. We both know my love is a risk. You fill me with joy when I give you a disc. Oh, my precious PlayStation 2… You have cheat codes, that is true. But I would never cheat on you.
boy making out with large remote on sofa; Zelda, the terrier, says: Does anybody find this picture remotely weird?: O sweet and dear remote control, You thrill me to my very soul. You’re the tops. You are no slouch. I’m happy when we’re on the couch. This poem’s for you, please understand, I feel blue when you’re not in hand. Surfing, muting—it’s plain to see, Just one touch and you do it for me.
tiered wedding cake with toppers of groom and a CD player: How do I love thee? Let me crank the tune. I blast thee to the far side of the moon. But with headphones on, only I can hear. (Well, unless someone’s standing very near.) I love thee with treble, with volume, with bass - That’s why I carry you all over the place. I’m devoted to thee; truer words were ne’er spoken. But I shall love you no more when you are broken.
