♥️Prussian pastries♥️

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

i bought a bunch of super cheap worms on a string to add to people’s christmas gifts bc they’re fun and funny but i didn’t expect to get emotionally attached to them immediately. i would die for this piece of pipecleaner and costume fur on some fishing line

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

I hate this because he was already in the first picture and someone added him again

he was what now

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

Men with long hair? Absolutely stunning, keep it up.

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

I see people use FaceRig just right

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp