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PLEAAASEEE someone be a hero tonight 🙏
Do you need a police officer? A firefighter? Or should I go find a radioactive spider?

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Sam was not having a good time.
It has been alittle over a year since Danny was chased out of Amity after a bad reveal with his parents. They tried to convince everyone that he died but far too many people saw him running away from their shots. They were avoided before but now they were dispised. Tucker moved away not long after that, his parents didn't think the town was safe with the Fentons. Jazz went off to college.
They keep in contact, still trying to look for Danny. Trying to avoid Vlad, the GIW, and the Fentons.
Now Sam is here, at a gala, with her parents trying to introduce her to older, richer families and their children. Like the Wayne's, with their trillions of dollars, and many single kids.
That's when she sees him, with the Wayne's, their newest adoptee Is Danny.
Thinking quick she says something she never thought she'd say. 'Hey mom, I'm gonna go flirt with one of the Wayne's.'
Her mom stared, wide eyed. Then handed her something and said 'The Wayne's are trillionares. Go be a rebellious teenager and have some fun.'
It was a condom. Her mother just handed her a condom. She didn't even ask which Wayne! From the 12 year old Damien to the 29 year old Richard! Just "be rebellious and have fun"!
Well... it is Danny, So maybe she would be.
Danny: That was such a good moive!
Tim: Yeah it was good
Danny: Can you belive the main character had no idea he was hanging out with his brother the whole time!?
Tim looking down at the little brother his parents gave away: It was crazy how blind the main character was.
Danny: I know!
Tim: How would you feel if you found out your parents hid the fact that you were adopted, and your birth family contacted you?
Danny: Probably mad they didnt mention anything but I would still love them. For my birth family...I guess I would want to get to know them.
Tim: Thats great!
Danny: Why?
Tim: I ugh, well, I think it is nice that you would give them a chance.
Danny: Unless they gave me away for a stupid reason, like my meta gene or not wanting more then one kid
Tim who knows those are the two main reasons his parents gave away Danny:
Danny: But what are the odds of that?
Drawing astronerd Danny for a dannymay prompt and I find myself increasingly fond of reverse amethyst ocean... Superpowered girl x sweet nerd boy is kinda cute asf
Kon: Tim life is hard, hold my hand.
Danny: While I don't respond to that name, I'm always up for premarital hand touches.
Kon: Tim what's become of you? You reek of tragedy.
Danny: Because no bath can wash off the horrors I've endured!
Kon: Girl, same.
Tim: Hi Kon!
Kon: But how can you be there, when you're there?
Tim: I see you've met my long lost twin brother, Danny. He's a separate person.
Danny: Too bad too, who I wouldn't kill to have your life.
Tim: Watch it now, DF.
Kon: Its like the same boy in different fonts.
Danny: if we're fonts then the pen that wrote Tim had its ink replaced with coffee.
Tim: If we're fonts the pen that wrote you is has faded ink!

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Ever since Danny meet the Teen Titans and got his own transmitter he'd gotten pretty close to the hero group. He even gets regular visits from them.
Well not them, just one. He never thought Raven to be so social.
Raven preferred not to be social. She didn't want be alone, but it was easier to control her emotions when she wasn't around people.
Which is were Danny surprises her. Both of their powers are emotion based. Where she is half demon, Danny is half ghost and a guardian spirit on top of that. When she is around him her darker emotional powers are smoothed out by his kinder ones. Which made him a natural relaxant to her. He was also kind of funny, like beast boy but less annoying and actually funny.
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something something Danny fused with an aragon dragon amulet and is now a super long serpentine ice dragon.
something something Danny hordes lazarus water, he dug out his own cave and has been systematically draining lazarus pits to fill his own cave with where he just ominously wades in the glowing green waters of his majestic ice caverns he made himself.
something something he keeps freezing assassins that come to investigate for Ra's, meaning the entire pathway into his cave is decorated with human shaped ice figures.
something something that is how the justice league find him after they track Ra's unusual activity
Danny doesent know how his parents got the Amulet of Aragon. He certainly didnt know that they wanted to test the new "ghost metal" by somehow melting it down, magic and all, and forging a harpoon out of it. He does know that it hurts like hell being shot in the back by it. He doesent know that the magic dragon harpoon had just grazed his core and his core is eating the magic and ectoplasm within to heal itself. He does feel his body start to change and he know he needs to get out of Amity before he loses control.
When he wakes up he doesent know where he is. Its a cave of some sort and his bodys different, long and covered in white scales with horns growing from his head. The Amulet made him an eastern style dragon instead of the western dragon that it usually makes. Taking deep breath to keep himself calm he inspects the cave. His deep breathing is freezing the walls and theirs a puddle of his green blood from before his harpoon wound healed, he doesent even feel it anymore.
He stares at the the pool of his blood thinking about Vlad , his parents, the GIW. How they should never have ectoplasm. How they mishandle it. How it should all be guarded from them, by someone responsible, like him.
So he guards his pool. The cave freezes from his breath and ice grows everywhere inside. His pool grows and he freezes ice over it, making the floor look like glass over his neo green pool. Intruders come and they either run or become ice statues at his door. This is his pool and no one can take it from him.
Had a bottle of wine and drunk it
Took a few more until I thunk it
Saw some old mayonnaise
And exclaimed in a daze
“Oh look here’s some chicken, let’s dunk it!”
Tracked down a readable version of the recipe and it is so much worse than just dunking it: plain boiled chicken coated in mayonnaise jello
Reblogging because I’m still trying to figure out what the red and green things sprinkled on top are. The green ones are i think pumpkin seeds, but the red ones?
(Also yes, Miracle Whip is basically mayonnaise, just with less oil and a bunch of added high fructose corn syrup)
I feel like we should get this to Dylan hollis, but I don't want to hurt the poor man.
Alien Spotted? (Click for clarity)
Funny story, I actually first drew this in 2025 but never finished it bc I legit couldn’t make myself to finish drawing the space background but I was finally able to do it! Not sure if I’m happy with it, but I still like it :3
I’m not sure if you can tell, but I love it most when Danny is some sort of benevolent god figure while the JL are dumbfounded and confused by his antics XD
One of Cass's favorite view was out the watchtower window. It was relaxing. Today their was a beautiful ethereal alien float outside with where hair and a snake-like tail. She quickly walked away signing to someone "Get me a spacesuit. I'm taking a space walk to flirt with that cute alien boy!"
After all they needed a cultural exchange of courting and reproduction practices. For science and diplomacy of course....
Dandadan sketches
Spoilers but also AU?
I wish the ogre club cursed Ken like his turbo powers but I also am fine with the direction. Would have been cool to see a Turbo Onikarun.
I've also been watching Inuyasha again, and it inspired me to imagine Okarun being overtaken by the power of a cursed Ogre Club and losing control of himself.
ok enjoy

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I've gotten back into Japanese mythology recently and I had a thought.
Danny as a male Yuki-onna
Dan as a Oni
Jazz as a kitsune
And Dani as a tanuki.
I want to run this by someone else for thoughts, ideas, and maybe art if you feel like it.
Waitttt you’re lowkey onto something XD
I had the most fun drawing Jazz and Dani bc one is so elegant and the other is so cute XD
Kitsune
For the record Danny thinks this is bullshit. He knows what type of ghost/spirit he is is based on his soul. But him being a trickster fox spirit, a Kitsune, is alittle much. He is not that bad.
When his body hit puberty, which was a little delayed thanks to his halfa status, his ghost half also did. After one sick day his ghost form grew whiskers, claws, ears, and 5 tails. Frostbite says its a natural change based on his soul and he should be expecting new powers to develop, his ice powers having already changed into freezing foxfire.
Sam says it fits him because in Japanese mythology kitsune are both tricksters and guardians and he fits both of those roles to a tee. It also fits Vlad, because he looks like a vampire and he selfishly sucks the life out of everything he gets involved in.
Hey, so I have a question for the Pagan people.
I have an old alter idol of Aphrodite that my grandma made as a joke when she was young, and weird stuff has been happening with it. It's not like moving on its own or anything, but it's suddenly gotten very worn in places like its inner arm and its hip, and I have no idea why.
I'm not like, cursed now, am I? What do I do here?
The pics for those who are curious. She's pretty and the only risqué thing I own. I always thought it was funny that my ultra religious Christian granny made this and kept it in storage for like 20+ years, and now I, her aro ace granddaughter, keep it on my dresser.
Gonna try the salt ring someone in the comments suggested first
Edit: added a better pic of the damaged arm
I'm gonna be honest. I did not think this was real. I thought it was a prompt or just something posted randomly. I have once again underestimated tumblr and it's users.
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p
Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?
Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!
She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.
Just have an idea- she has to work overtime so actually begs one of them to attack her workplace. XD (the most evil thing is if they don't do it.)
I wonder if she struggles with a relationships because of her two jobs or if her significant other is her one place of comfort after being busy all day.
NTR RWBY fics if Pyrrha was not OOC
Cardin: "Now that I have Jauney Boy secret you will listen to my everybody or I will expose him!"
Pyrrha: "How about if I don't?"
Cardin: "I already told you. I will expose your sorry ass excuse of a Team leader and boyfriend, if you don't suck my c-"
Pyrrha:
*Cardin agonizing in the floor after been punched by probably one of the strongest students in Beacon*
Pyrrha: "Now if you excuse me I will inform Ozpin about the fact you where not only bullying Jaune and Velvet but also you blackmailed Jaune and try to the same with me but you failed. That probably would get you expell and even charge with blackmail and extorstion. Btw, I'm not sorry for punching."
Cardin: *Sounds of pain*

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I wonder if anyone has made a Jaune that is from the ever after.
Like, remember how he didn't know what aura was? Or even what was the SDC?
How about the fact he was able to push back a deathstalker claw with relative facility without training and only unlocking his aura a few minutes ago. An aura that is massive compared to everyone else we met.
I'm not planning on doing a Feywild Jaune AU, but if that interests anyone, the idea is right there.
Danny x Blackfire
Danny was 95% sure that the girl he was fighting wasn't another clone of him, or a halfa.
It started with him actually having a nice day at school. He got a full night sleep, got all his homework done with time to study and Dash was sick so he couldn't bully him. Today was going relatively normal for once.
That was until a girl feel through the ceiling into his classroom.
She had long black hair and was wearing a metal suit with black fabric. Danny looked around making sure everyone had run out of the room when she crashed through. He got down to check on her when her eyes opened, glowed with violet energy, and blasted him back. Then the fight was on.
He almost thought this was another attempt from Vlad to clone him, But she didn't really look like him. She was too tan, she had violet eyes, and his ghost sense wasn't going off. She shot out pink energy blasts from her hands and eyes, but he didn't think they were ectoplasm blasts. She also had super strength based on her hits and she could fly.
After what felt like hours of fighting she was starting to get winded and He wasn't cause he didn't need to breathe as phantom. He took advantage of her exhaustion, rammed her to the ground and pinned her. She looked up at him smiling and said something he had no idea the meaning of.
"Uhm what?" he asked. She signed, rolled her eyes at him, and pulled him into a kiss.
Danny's brain turned off as he closed his eyes and deepened the kiss.