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basically i want a crime show that’s dedicated to exploring the ways gender, race, class, disability, and sexually are dealt with by the police force and the media. and is also interesting and has pretty cinematography and vampires maybe. 

did you mean BBC Sherlock?

no i absolutely did not

i found your number in the bathroom stall and i’m gonna sext you as a joke but it turns out serious au we keep eyefucking from across the bar/club but i’m not gonna let you approach me, i’m just gonna go grind on some other people until you break au oh my god you walked into my room and found me masturbating but you’re not leaving, why the hell aren’t you leaving? au we act like a couple but we’re not we’re friends, but one night you confess your actual feelings and i don’t want to be around you anymore au please sto P GOING THROUGH MY PHONE TOO LATE YOU SAW MY NUDES FUCK au we’re stuck in a room together but i seriously hate your fucking guts, but we land on the topic of how when we were younger we used to get along and i  really wanna kiss you and say sorry and then we fight about how sorry we are and NoW WE’RE ARGUING AGAIN AND GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH but idk man you look pretty hot angry at me au long time no see, didn’t we used to fuck? oh god remember those days, i think i’m falling for you again. fuck. au sINCE WHEN THE HELL DID YOU BECOME A PORN STAR THIS IS WEIRD AS HELL I WAS JUST TRYNA YANK ONE OFF AND NOW ALL I CAN SEE IS YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW au

THE BENEDICT CASTING IS NOT REAL (X)

thank you jesus