I Was Promised A Unicorn

@promisedunicorn

At some point in my life, I was promised a unicorn. By whom is irrelevant. Needless to say, I never received it. I truly believe this broken promise has much to do with the person I am today. This blog is a reflection of that person. A person... who never got their promised unicorn.

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I need Hayao to understand that Goro knows not the Ghibli deal-i-o. I've been less than underwhelmed with his work.

#nowhere near great #don't leave hayao

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Is now wondering whether Disney knew things.

#flying elephant #dumbo

Your wish is my command.

#always be a unicorn #unicorns

I concur.

#helicoprion #sharks #holy shit #wtf

Maybe every other day.

#truth #this is me #asshole

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This is from my Pinterest feed. My friend cracks me up! But those are my exact feelings.

#slow down satan #facebook #april fools

#red panda #simmer down #cute #bears

Tell it!

#hot shit #funny #humor #someecards

Yes!

#mondays #manic mondays

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I am a winner at life

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#well played

I could see the truth in this given the way so many treat the Earth.

#human parasite #epidemic

Everybody has a story.

#birth of pedobear #pedobear

Ah!

#dorothy #Oz #yellow brick road #red brick road

This bench looks so uplifting.

#furniture #balloons #creative furniture

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Now I know. Back when film-making required some serious ingenuity.

#stars wars #behind the scenes #how'd they do that #film making

#truth vs lies

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