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Len / they/it/anything neutral / age unknown (they don't remember anymore, 30s or 40s maybe?)
Blog rules, etc:
You don’t have to be brand-related to rp here. All are welcome, but…
Don’t be a bigot.
Don’t be an asshole OOC.
I don’t actually care about light god-modding.
You cannot kill soup in a way that matters (injuries/deaths will simply be undone after a period of time)
Played by Dune (24, thit/thir)
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that's fucked up...
I donate so much fucking soup to food banks they don't even accept it anymore.
*Len sits up from underneath a pile of cans, which clatter to the ground around them*
Wh- huh? Was that... People? Did I hear people? Holy shit...
Does anybody out there uh, want some soup??
Uh, depends on the flavor?
Oh. Ohoh, don't you worry, I've got every flavor under the sun. Hearty tomato, french onion, new england clam chowder, and who could forget lentil?
*A can of each falls out of Len's jacket as it is mentioned*
All that, and more! What can I get ya?
Hm...
Surprise me?
*They reach into their jacket and produce a can of Progresso Vegetable Classics Tomato & Roasted Red Pepper, reading the label before handing it over*
...Oooh, lucky! I- Actually, I've never seen this one before... Well, it's all yours!
Oh that's, a bit weird. Oh well, sounds harmless enough.
Haha, I've never been harmed by a Progresso product. :)
Absolutely no suffering in my life has ever been due to the Progresso brand, nor any of their products! :)
I hear you. Most of the shit I've had to deal with was brought on by whiskey, both product and brand-wise.
Sorry- trying to crack a joke there, didn't mean to sound dark.
Oh buddy, I hear ya. But I'd still be drinking if I could. Simpler problems to have than a whole lotta soup...
I have such a dumb question now-
I'm sure I've got an equally dumb answer for you. Hit me
You ever thought about shotgunning a soup can?
*They shudder*
Well... I have now. That would suck! The chunks...
*Len sits up from underneath a pile of cans, which clatter to the ground around them*
Wh- huh? Was that... People? Did I hear people? Holy shit...
Does anybody out there uh, want some soup??
Uh, depends on the flavor?
Oh. Ohoh, don't you worry, I've got every flavor under the sun. Hearty tomato, french onion, new england clam chowder, and who could forget lentil?
*A can of each falls out of Len's jacket as it is mentioned*
All that, and more! What can I get ya?
Hm...
Surprise me?
*They reach into their jacket and produce a can of Progresso Vegetable Classics Tomato & Roasted Red Pepper, reading the label before handing it over*
...Oooh, lucky! I- Actually, I've never seen this one before... Well, it's all yours!
Oh that's, a bit weird. Oh well, sounds harmless enough.
Haha, I've never been harmed by a Progresso product. :)
Absolutely no suffering in my life has ever been due to the Progresso brand, nor any of their products! :)
I hear you. Most of the shit I've had to deal with was brought on by whiskey, both product and brand-wise.
Sorry- trying to crack a joke there, didn't mean to sound dark.
Oh buddy, I hear ya. But I'd still be drinking if I could. Simpler problems to have than a whole lotta soup...
I have such a dumb question now-
I'm sure I've got an equally dumb answer for you. Hit me
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*Len sits up from underneath a pile of cans, which clatter to the ground around them*
Wh- huh? Was that... People? Did I hear people? Holy shit...
Does anybody out there uh, want some soup??
Uh, depends on the flavor?
Oh. Ohoh, don't you worry, I've got every flavor under the sun. Hearty tomato, french onion, new england clam chowder, and who could forget lentil?
*A can of each falls out of Len's jacket as it is mentioned*
All that, and more! What can I get ya?
Hm...
Surprise me?
*They reach into their jacket and produce a can of Progresso Vegetable Classics Tomato & Roasted Red Pepper, reading the label before handing it over*
...Oooh, lucky! I- Actually, I've never seen this one before... Well, it's all yours!
Oh that's, a bit weird. Oh well, sounds harmless enough.
Haha, I've never been harmed by a Progresso product. :)
Absolutely no suffering in my life has ever been due to the Progresso brand, nor any of their products! :)
I hear you. Most of the shit I've had to deal with was brought on by whiskey, both product and brand-wise.
Sorry- trying to crack a joke there, didn't mean to sound dark.
Oh buddy, I hear ya. But I'd still be drinking if I could. Simpler problems to have than a whole lotta soup...
*Len sits up from underneath a pile of cans, which clatter to the ground around them*
Wh- huh? Was that... People? Did I hear people? Holy shit...
Does anybody out there uh, want some soup??
Uh, depends on the flavor?
Oh. Ohoh, don't you worry, I've got every flavor under the sun. Hearty tomato, french onion, new england clam chowder, and who could forget lentil?
*A can of each falls out of Len's jacket as it is mentioned*
All that, and more! What can I get ya?
Hm...
Surprise me?
*They reach into their jacket and produce a can of Progresso Vegetable Classics Tomato & Roasted Red Pepper, reading the label before handing it over*
...Oooh, lucky! I- Actually, I've never seen this one before... Well, it's all yours!
Oh that's, a bit weird. Oh well, sounds harmless enough.
Haha, I've never been harmed by a Progresso product. :)
Absolutely no suffering in my life has ever been due to the Progresso brand, nor any of their products! :)
*Len sits up from underneath a pile of cans, which clatter to the ground around them*
Wh- huh? Was that... People? Did I hear people? Holy shit...
Does anybody out there uh, want some soup??
Uh, depends on the flavor?
Oh. Ohoh, don't you worry, I've got every flavor under the sun. Hearty tomato, french onion, new england clam chowder, and who could forget lentil?
*A can of each falls out of Len's jacket as it is mentioned*
All that, and more! What can I get ya?
Hm...
Surprise me?
*They reach into their jacket and produce a can of Progresso Vegetable Classics Tomato & Roasted Red Pepper, reading the label before handing it over*
...Oooh, lucky! I- Actually, I've never seen this one before... Well, it's all yours!
*Len sits up from underneath a pile of cans, which clatter to the ground around them*
Wh- huh? Was that... People? Did I hear people? Holy shit...
Does anybody out there uh, want some soup??
Uh, depends on the flavor?
Oh. Ohoh, don't you worry, I've got every flavor under the sun. Hearty tomato, french onion, new england clam chowder, and who could forget lentil?
*A can of each falls out of Len's jacket as it is mentioned*
All that, and more! What can I get ya?
i'm so weak... you have to feed me... you have to use Progresso brand canned soup products...
okay ill be honest. you dont have to use Progresso brand canned soup products. everything i eat turns into soup as soon as its in my mouth.
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i'm so weak... you have to feed me... you have to use Progresso brand canned soup products...
*Len sits up from underneath a pile of cans, which clatter to the ground around them*
Wh- huh? Was that... People? Did I hear people? Holy shit...
Does anybody out there uh, want some soup??
whoa whoa whoa. what the fuck is this?
Your toes. Hand them over
-spits blood at you- fuck you
Do you ever get tired of eating soup?
Of course not! With so much variety, Progresso™ brand s͓̰̥̻̽͋̿̅ò̢ͥͩ̃͏̳̝̼u̸̪̺͈̬̦͈̠̭͑l̡̨̛̮̬̪̺͆ͩͧ͆̃̃̈̑s̜̦̣̆͐ͥ̓͗͋͠ͅ soups could keep me satisfied until I die!!
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Remember, birdwatching goes both ways
what about bird munching
What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
oh shit dinner that isn’t soup for once?
