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Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

this post means everything

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

its so terrifying that there are men out there that legit think they should kill multiple people purely because they can’t get laid and its so nerve-racking to think that i could walk outside and get shot bc some guy hasn’t been kissed before and now he hates women  and thinks they should die

if ur straight ur going to hell

R u serous I know this is a joke but please

this is not a joke this is real i am just warning all my straight allies

can we trade lives

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?