The Hedgehog with a Blog

I have something extremely important to say

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

ravioli ravioli give me emotional stabilitioli

Your zoo is free???

The smithsonians are free????????

museums too

When the cannibal showed up late to his family meal, they gave him the cold shoulder.

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness

*Kirby inhalation noise*

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly