where’s north from here?

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

i stole dog secrets

i cant believe people think kim is normal. im replaying the game. its 10 am on day 1. ive known this man for less than 2 hours. i suggest he Shoot The Body Down. he thinks for a moment. locks in. DOES IT. gets it wrong. HANDS ME THE GUN. and gives me a highfive when i manage it. and common consensus is that kim is the normal one?