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Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

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yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

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cowboy

Don't even have sex

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Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

cowboy

Absolutely fucking not

cowboy

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

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oh my god

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bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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date of origin: 2012

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A classic

caldraws

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

mannequia

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

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that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

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the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

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Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

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Tumblr deep lore

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ooohhhhh both make more sense now lol

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The granddaughter of the witches you couldn’t burn.

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

mpregeminem

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

sexysilverstrider

angry kitten after failed attempt to steal the food crying screaming

garbage-empress

Rating: NOT CUTE.

Kitten not given the bowl of food and will be starbed forever

MEEEEEE-EEEEEEEE-AAAAH!!!!

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The cops knew and protected this guy while throwing her in jail.

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Free her right fucking now

dark-deathrage

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.

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Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

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I’m terrified of what the original image might be

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that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

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The WHAT

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

curbstompmeplz

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

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i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

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need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

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Bad news everyone

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No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

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"A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California" is also a banger and comes from the same channel.

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How quickly we forget "You would have to pay an industrial engineer to create a complex computer simulation of a theme park populated with agents, all with unique preferences, riding attractions of varying capacities in order to compare and contrast wait times, number of rides ridden, and other factors with and without a virtual queue system just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity" followed immediately by

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