Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

Actually me

i swear to god, if there isn't a scene in Infinity War where Rocket gets to earth and sees a raccoon, i will demand a refund.

it’s so upsetting when you got a friend who only actually talks to you if the conversation is centered around them but then when you have something to say about things happening in your life they kinda just brush it off with one word replies or somehow make it about their self

“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning