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know yourself. take care of yourself minors do not interact. this is not for you, your enjoyment, or your comfort. if you choose to interact anyways, it is in your best interest to not tell me. same goes for anyone. not for consumption by any party. blocks freely, block freely. otherwise interact with caution or do not engage RACK 👍 i do not operate with a tagging system and do not intend to right now because this blog has a very small audience and i intend to keep it that way. discussion of blog contents below cut (recommended reading for safety, comfort, and general well-being; will fluctuate) this post was last updated august 2025 (so it's...outdated/not reflective of the current state of things, but i'll get to it eventually)

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iamanewvagina101

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

knismofag

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

hemipenal-system

trans girl says she’s into fauxcest and wants me to be her big sister so i put my hand like a half inch from her cock and go “i’m not touching you! i’m not touching you” until she yells for the third trans girl pretending to be our mom and i mock her for being a baby

hemipenal-system

jokes aside all the fauxcest is sorta funny as someone who had very adversarial relationships with their siblings as a kid. realistic fauxcest where you walk into my bedroom without knocking so i whip a beanbag at your skull at mach fuck and nothing sexy happens

#HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

deadeyed-dykething

everyone of course loves the "use once and discard" label as a tattoo idea, but may i propose the second line on this ammonia inhalant:

CRUSH -> O <- HERE on your throat would look so fetching, don't you think?

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new innersys 9/11 dropped

#intersys...?

something bad is happening

#i have to put it here or else i'm gonna get texts like Are you ok. and for that. y'all are so sweet. love y'all.#naw. something bad is here

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

I tried searching your blog for "clone" and "murderfuck" and "deregulated the entire industry" to find that post and i cannot. Could you please reblog it again i need it so bad it's haunted me in the best way

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

we've been doing this every year for your birthday. this will be the fourth year. you love it. you love hearing me call and book the appointment, you love waiting together with me in the clean white lobby, you love the special electrolyte drink i always give you to help you feel your best, you love the way the samplescanner puts you gently to sleep as it works, you especially love that it knocks you out so thoroughly that by the time you wake up it's been two days or more of dreamless sleep and IV nutrients, and by then the clone is ready, and i've already set us up comfortably in the hotel room. just us three.

you're sipping the electrolyte drink as we wait. i'm quietly reading the screamticker headlines. your hands won't stop fidgeting. your fingers find a brochure on the table in front of you, advertising the service you're already here to receive, for the fourth time. you half-read it like a cereal box. "SAMPLESCAN CLONING IS PERFECTLY SAFE" it says in handsome blue font. "ASIDE FROM A SMALL SCAR ON THE THIGH WHERE THE SAMPLE IS TAKEN, MOST CLIENTS REPORT ONLY MILD SCANNING SICKNESS AS A SIDE EFFECT. CLIENTS TYPICALLY REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS WITHIN TWO TO THREE HOURS."

your eyes catch on that last word. you read it again. then again. your eyes drift from the brochure to the drink in your other hand to the unblemished flesh of your exposed thigh beneath your skirt. you taste your own mouth and try to remember how to breathe. you watch as i put my hand on your thigh, firm. you turn to look at me. my stare is flat and utterly without warmth. "happy birthday, baby." i say. "how does it feel to be one?"

in the pause, the receptionist calls your name.

#WOW

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit

problemdotscum

sorry for putting on the butler voice before sucking your dick

problemdotscum

"oh quite sorry sir! allow me, sir."

problemdotscum

is this post good enough? i sigh and take a step back , my eyes wandering back and forth across the text. i tsk. no, wait—and decisively add a period into the calculated reblog addition. my eyes flit nervously in my mind between the unedited post and the edited reality. is it good enough? i bite my thumb. finally, i nod resolutely and take a step back. yes. that's it. and i stride away as the disney ratatouille music picks up in the soundtrack

#he.y what the fuck is going on here

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problemdotscum

sorry for putting on the butler voice before sucking your dick

problemdotscum

"oh quite sorry sir! allow me, sir."

sorry for putting on the butler voice before sucking your dick

elias must get shadowpregnant

my opinion. IMITATION. of smiling charming charlie friends character , PIM ,having sex)

i'm gonna throw up

(my opinion. IMITATION. of smiling charming charlie friends character , PIM ,having sex)

ohh, ohh my god...take everything

#i'm high. i'm sorry.#^ agonized enunciation vis a vis the TADC fish cameo #after i finished writing this i learned. i meant it was charlie's VA not pim's. but we thought it was so funny #so i'm not changing it. it's funny for an amazing reason.#ok. hi

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my incest porno pitch is Shared Cockstody where your parents get divorced and start fucking you

#and then have a legal battle to see who can get more of you

tapersco

keep talking.

#suck on the barrellll. but before that knock his glasses askew with the tip and don't let him fix it

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