I'VE - RETURNED

So by now we all know that washing feet in the bible alludes to having sex, but does it mean to bottom or top? Cause technically, if it means to top then Jesus fucked the sin out of Judas, and if it means to bottom, then it implies that to be relieved of your sins, you need to give Jesus a good dickin' (or peggin if you're so inclined)

thinkin bout how Christians be worshipping the image of Da Vinci's gay lover but are against homosexuality???

do I really NEED therapy?

why is that when we gays (umbrella term) have a mental breakdown, it always comes back to white bread?

OMG NEILLLLL CIcEREGAAAAAAAA

Ooooooo I wanna gaslight Jeff Bezos so bad.

Supernanny but instead of letting the parents stay together in a toxic relationship, the mom just divorces the dad and marries Supernanny Jo Frost.

becoming god is such girl boss energy.

Somebody, THAT ISN'T MY THERAPIST, tell me why I'm sexually attracted to the concept of having a nemesis.

I just want somebody to platonically stab me. IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR????