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Not that such authorities have to be taken on faith, but anatomical naming conventions have accepted "female prostate" and Skene's gland as equivalent terms since 2002, because the homology of structure and function between body parts on those expected to be "male" and "female" is far, far closer than the social insistence on those two groups remaining distinct and discrete makes many willing to admit.

I mean this is anecdotal but I'm pre-op and for like a couple years now my precum has had pretty much the exact texture of vaginal discharge, and I'm not the only tgirl I know who's got it like that. I'm pretty damn sure I'll have the same stuff in my cunt once I've gotten surgery

Oh, yeah, no, that's one of the things HRT does. Precum is already the exact same thing as the arousal fluid produced by the Skene's Glands, which is just mucus. But HRT changes the prostate to start producing a lot more of it and to produce it pretty much the whole time once aroused, just like a cis woman.

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

I dont like how "reclaim" has turned into "can use against others in the exact same way it always has been and equally offensively"

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

Also they have the power to ruin the lives of citizens who they think don't respect them enough. The best that incompetent festival organisers can usually do is try to cancel them online.

We're gonna have a great ball pit, the most amazing ball pit, liberals won't let America build ball pits anymore. Seth Meyers is being VERY UNFAIR for saying President Trump has tiny balls. NBC should fire him like a dog because his ratings are. The picture of the ball pit in the failing New York Tlmes is FAKE NEWS

really cannot emphasise enough that "All Men Bad" and "masculinity is inherently violent, dangerous, and evil" are load-bearing pillars of radfeminism and these ideas cannot have a place in any truly progressive queer theorising.

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are