cinnamon girl

wish we had more internal organ emojis

Sending spleen emojis to my depressed friends to indicate that their excessive black bile is causing their melancholia

sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened

Cow nosed rays

@bovineblogger It's even in their name that they're cows.

THEYRE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

notice how there will be no wednesday this week

no there will be. thats my laundry day it has to happen

You are going to reek

admittedly my understanding of las vegas may be a bit distorted by only seeing it in movies and also when people complain about it online, but it seems that it's some kind of city-sized torture device where the spectre of advertising is ritualistically summoned into an orb in the middle of a very hot desert and then it attacks everyone living there all of the time while they gamble to keep their mind off it

just clicked around on google street view for a minute and had to close it because I saw a parking lot so large it started to bend over the horizon and touched both sides of the panorama

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

#ship what you want #but my god #the STRENGTH I must have #anyway go forth and bless what brings you joy #(but also you are wrong about it)

"I support everyone's right to ship whatever!" I say aloud, while hissing like a cat at some of the things that cross my dash.

cats dont even know how baby they are. they probably think theyre wise and dangerous and respectable but theyre actually little baby guys. we know this. its obvious to us that theyre small and baby. but they dont know