Little Hoe Sabrina

i hate myself for understaning this 

me rebloging shit while i’m supposed to be taking my math test help????

You’re a killer dumping your latest victim into the river. Just as you’re about to be done, you spot another person. Doing exactly the same thing. And they’ve just spotted you, too.

That’s… scary accurate.

This is actually kinda creepy like y'all is cousins

Wow everybody got a twin

We all are technically 12th cousins so

Okay but some of these people could make some serious scammer money

me

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder