a buncha kaboodle

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

Can you back off? This happened a decade ago why cant you accept their mistakes and move on :/

We Still Need To Hold Them Accountable .

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.