Pippa Prewitt

If you wanna know, I'm gonna need you to try to matchmake two random strangers.

why hellooo there. weren’t you my future sister-in-law at one point?

Yeah, I'm sure he's heartbroken. I should send flowers.

This surprises me.... not at all. I’m gonna need you to steal one of the other fuckboi’s phones and start texting someone disgustingly romantic things.

ending a day at the beach with a couple bottles of vino and the sunset. who wants to join?

You got wine, I got wine, you should bring more wine. It’ll be good times.

sounds like you’ve seen a lot of micro penises in your day, haven’t you babe?

I don't have a microscope that powerful, sorry.

Probably because you will.

What are you saying, Pips?

That you could try getting a girl flowers as a follow up for kissing her?

What dress code?

Don’t worry, you’ll fit right in with the middle aged boat fanatics.

Gotta have the flowers!

You know, you cold try sending someone flowers. I’m just saying.

I’d say so, and I’m kind of an expert on the subject. @aspenbrantford-md

Well, some of it is just gibberish.