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Yeah, of course you’d think that. I can’t wait until they’re dead.

What can I say? I love to watch a tyrannical government crumble. You, however, have a lot to lose if the NWG actually dissolves, so I understand your thought process. 

AUBREY: wait what????

AUBREY: i'm always down for revolting omg why do you think i'm teen dragon?

AUBREY: well we're officially friends now wow ty for existing

PENNY: If it makes you feel better I didn't know until about a month ago. We were both given up for adoption but to different families.

PENNY: We should get some shirts made displaying our support of the dragons, how long do you think it would last before whats left of the NWG comes after us? 24 hours maybe?

Irritated, mostly, with our dragon infestation. You?

Laying low, but definitely thrilled with the dragon infestation. It’s a much-needed change of pace around here if you ask me.

AUBREY: brittany? she's really sweet. you know her?

AUBREY: ugh you and me both, it's so nice finding someone with common sense

AUBREY: exactly! let's try something new and possibly a little bloody but maybe we'll get somewhere this time

PENNY: Yeah I kinda know her, we're like sisters or something and by that I mean we're sisters.

PENNY: If you ever feel like revolting let me know, I'm literally always in the mood to rip someone's head off.

Thank you. There’s plenty more where that came from.

I wouldn’t expect anything less from you, Harper. How have you been? 

yes please! he’s being a bad cat again, caught him smoking weed with the cats next door.

Do I need to come over and straighten him out? I so do not condone this type of behavior, at least not until he’s a little bit older.

If it ever did get to that point I would hope there is some magic that can be used to create more. I would not want to imagine a world without it. 

I’m sure you could find the right person to whip you up some magic coffee beans, or you could always resort to climbing a magic beanstalk.

I mean yeah, probably.

It’s a trait about you I can admire: stone-cold honesty. 

AUBREY: ok we're officially pals now

AUBREY: that's what i've been SAYING, and everyone's like waaaa the devil we know is better

AUBREY: NO IT ISNT

Penny: Wow I made a pal. Britt is gonna be so proud of me.

Penny: Fuck that give me whatever's behind door number too because I am so sick of listening to the what the NWG wants us to do.

no- well yes. kinda! you’re right.

We’ll find a nice middle ground and I’ll just bring you coffee next time I see you. How’s LT? I miss my nephew and all his rolls.

You know what, you make a valid point. Coffee is such a wonderful creation. I don’t know what I would do without it. 

Everyone would be a lot much harder to deal with I know that much for sure. Let’s just hope that there’s never a day where the world can no longer produce coffee beans. 

No, no see. Im fine with the bakery taking more time to open and get finished. At least one of us is. Besides, Im not even ready to be open, I’ve enjoyed sleeping in. Also, how have you been, with what, thirty microwaves? 

What? Are you insane? It’s already been closed for so long its time to come back with a vengeance and a whole lot of buttercream icing! It was only three thank you very much and it was coffee machines. I’ve managed to give two away so I’m back to a very normal number of kitchen appliances in my opinion.

AUBREY: i could say the same to you. everyone's ditched me because i'm too #radical

AUBREY: a dumpster fire of one. at least right now the fire is directed at them this time.

Penny: I can assure you, you're never gonna be too radical for me.

Yes I want one! 

I feel like you have enough energy for the both of us already,  Britt.

What kind of models are they? I normally just take any coffee I can get. Well I mean…has it helped at all. You know make things easier? 

There’s a blue mini Keurig a regular Mr.Coffee pot, and also some weird combination of the two? It’s helped in the sense that Ii can’t be stressed when Ii have three heartbeats y’know?