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you can't just put a love note in someone's locker you have to request to connect to them on linkedin first

the forgettable need to question why so many people would rise up to convince two parties to never speak to each other again, using their most convincing allies with the most influence to leverage aggressive doubt. distractions from a burning heart only last so long all it did was create a deeper wound to acknowledge once the veil was lifted. also, wouldn't verona be stronger in the end with unity? who exactly is losing if compassion and empathy becomes the primary standard? everyone ultimately benefits unless there is one particular third party seeking total domination and power above all and exceptionally good at mirroring to convince us it's the other person in that energy. idk, should we get tapas?

grateful to be able to finally see people in the correct light after being aggressively brainwashed to believe they are the enemy by someone personally benefiting from keeping me alone and scared in a mind trap. but also still kind of grieving the time lost to this situation and trying to remember at least I am waking up now since it could have stolen a lot more of my life ahead. shell shocked by the ongoing realizations of it all.

bitches will spend every waking hour doing graveyard spells and strategically manipulating everyone against someone and then be like Wow look at all that Karma.

finally allowed myself to watch this. thank you to my son for playing one of my favorite tracks on the day they bashed my head into the pavement and cheered. will return in full body cast for armor to try again 🛡️🤺

got my face kicked into the dirt all week and I can't compete with emotional incest do you wanna lay here

we're all going to the mall after school to get this tattooed to our torsos as a comic book strip

I keep double checking the URL to see if this is the onion and it's not I very unironically love this asshole

I love my stupid husband btw

who I am picturing when hearing cristiano ronaldo

love that this unbearable era of barely able to survive will also be remembered as the time when I couldn't find the right hair conditioner. why don't you just get up why don't you stop playing dead you performative little victim why aren't you reacting more entertainingly when we kick you??? idk I think it's bc I am deeply concerned the hand that tries to feed me is also going to beat me and am constantly presented evidence to support this theory so I remain in a state of paralyzed fear where I feel doomed and frozen in the thick of it all. paradoxically I am also at the most zen peaceful state I have been in for a long time and once you are stripped of everything you have literally nothing left to lose and become the most dangerous player in the matrix game. also open to the idea that everyone else is right as evidence by their lives going perfectly and their mental states being flawlessly in tact to judge accordingly. but freal it is actually hard to discern at first who is capable of empathy and who is just sociopathically mirroring the image of those that do possess it so you have to like. sit back and wait for time to tell the answer and sometimes it can be an arduously long process. I'm also aware it works both ways and ppl need the same level of time to discern this about me. and even though there's that whole thing about "when people show you who they are believe them" it's also like, what if it is not black and white what if evil is a spectrum what if people can heal and evolve what if I can love them back into the state of a nurtured child? I say with two black eyes and a body cast chained to my captor's basement. anyway do you want to go kayaking in the tropical storm later and see if we can play jack and rose til it finally takes us out? ready to be a mermaid already ✨

my era of nickelodeon was so real and important and the quality was so distinguishable. there's an entire generation of 20somethings now raised on 500 shows written by a feet-obsessed pedophile where every joke was lol old people suck lol homeless ppl stink ewww lololol. I remember in high school I got into the media arts program at nocca they asked why are you here and I was like I want to write tv for kids not just at them I don't want to just sell them a bunch of stupid shit with bad cheap content where they sleepwalk through the writing just to sell a commercial product bc there's a rapid shift happening on air and we need to deprogram the youth of america before it's too late. and like. I really truly want to believe it's still not too late. like surely you still have time to see how fucking dumb the shit that's been sold to you is. 2000s kid comedy era is some of the most shameful poison ever to disgrace this generation who is now paying the price for it in critical thinking skills on a level none of us could've predicted.

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