mommy's accident-prone little fuck machine

i swear to fucking god im a brat magnet i dont know what it is

seriously what the fuck is it besides me being the most easily baitable woman on the fucking planet cuz its not that they know that before they get the chance to why do i just attract the type of girl who makes me want to destroy her

becoming increasingly worried that brat is just my type

i love brats but i hate them but i want to watch them melt under my softest touch but i want to make them bleed and cry and i love the way theyre all talk but when they talk like that i want to rip their clothes off them right then and there and make everyone watch as i teach them some fucking manners and i think i just realised in the process of typing this why im a brat magnet

u have to call the tip her clit but also u have to call her cock a cock and not a girlcock or god forbid a gock. those are the rules

a dab pen is a type of binkie for baby dogs

i just fucking love playing hard into other peoples kinks i love it so much like oh honey im sorry i didnt know you had such a praise kink before i started gushing about how much i like how good a job you did, oh im sorry i didnt realise how much playing with your inner thigh while we were in public in front of our friends would mess with you, my fuckin dream job is being some kind of demon of lust sent to tempt people into fucking me

I should stress, the appeal here isnt in pleasing you per se, its in making you lust after me, it's to turn your mind to the desire to have sex with me, its to make you unable to think about anything else, its about using your deep secrets i shouldn't know and silly manipulable brain to make me the centre of your mind, thats why im a demon

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

happy birthday to the only video game ever

you don't know that

going to a puppy play party tonight, yall are absolutely not ready for this outfit i am putting together

hey, don’t cry. big feral dogtop holding you down and knotting you until you pass out, okay?

people who pay for their porn and tip sex workers dont go to heaven they go somewhere better. slut heaven.