Rhodes Parents

As someone who had hauled a lot of people with alcohol poisoning out of bars, bathrooms, gutters and the petting zoo in Central Park, I’d probably recommend avoiding drinking with cowboys.

Sobriety is an impressive accomplishment, Ma’am.  My Mother wouldn’t be pleased if I distrespected a lady.

What’s impressive is the amount of burly cowboys I can drink under the table! That’s a past-time I plan to take up as soon as the big-bad government takes away this pesky breathalyzer.

Really? So you’re sober again? Two days - that’s a fucking record.

Originally posted by districtsonfire

As a matter of fact, it is. I’m real proud, thank you very much. So how are ya, Megan? I hope this place hasn’t turned you into a total buzz-kill.

Ooooh, um…thank you but no, Ma’am.  I might know your kids so that could get awkward.

Oh, get your mind outta the gutter, I didn’t mean it that way. I need at least a bottle and a half of wine in my system before I can get down like that these days, and as I said - I’m sober now.

It’s better when the guards aren’t doing much, believe me!  Hi, I’m Buck Wilde, nice to meet you, Ma’am.  Can I help you finds your kids?  

So you’re not gonna do that?

Oh please. You don’t need my help with that.

I mean, yeah, he’s on the team. But i’ve gotten pretty good. And I made a bunch of friends and everything. 

Ha. Always the Sassy girl