PRESS IN PROGRESS
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Laura Prashad here, your number one source for what's going on in the every day right-now occurring action of Town, the end-all be-all of hard hitting news for this charming place and all who inhabit it. That's right, you've found my side project! This little thing is what I like to call "Press In Progress" ...that is, journalism straight from the source. I know my weekly column is in high demand, as my editors have told me time and time again — Laura, you're a star, the best story-sniffer in the game, Laura. Well, you demanded ‑ now I supply. Yes, you're hearing correctly! I've gone public, I've gone accessible. Here you can reach me at all hours of the day where my team and I will not only be lending our ears but spilling our guts to our faithful readers, because dearie, let me tell you, I've collected many a secret my publishers were too afraid to let me spill. Welcome to my daily findings. Welcome to my true calling. Welcome... to Press In Progress. You've met Laura, now meet... ALEXANDER FERNANDEZ Alright check it, this is Alex, Alexander and to some and very few, Fern. While Laura seems to think this town needs “hard hitting news”, I on the other hand disagree completely. Town needs someone who will tell the truth and nothing but the truth. The honest, brutally painful cold hard truth, regardless of who can handle it or not. And that person is me. Obviously. Put away your sunglasses, break out your lawn chairs because shade will be thrown and tea will be spilled. No one is safe, not even ol’ Agy. "AGONY AUNT" AGNES My aching bones! Oh dear, you look like you could use yourself a nice glass of sweet tea and a homemade lemon bar. What's troubling you, sugar? Is it those bad cats downtown? The real ol' oily fellas? Whisper to Aunt Ags, there's nary a secret in Town I can't keep. As for these two, well... oh dear. I do apologize for their singularities, their parents were hippies of the worst ordeal, no doubt...