get her ass

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

can i maybe taste you and hear the sounds you make while i do

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it