get her ass

If your employers don't want you talking about your salary with your coworkers, it's because someone is being underpaid. Full stop. There is no innocent reason for not wanting employees to discuss their paychecks with each other.

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

can i maybe taste you and hear the sounds you make while i do

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary