╟▓ CRUEL JOKE ON ME ❦

Sighing, Shortcake wiped the last tables nonchalantly. It was the nearing the end of his last hour shift at the Dreemurr Cafe, and waving off Asgore, who had to leave early to go meet his wife, he was left to clean up and close shop alone.

Not that the black haired teenager minded- He was more than happy.  Humming up a little tune as he skipped towards the kitchen to clean the dishes, he heard the small chime of the door opening. 

Lifting his head, he pulled his apron off, yelping a small ‘Coming!’, as he set the plates down, to greet the new customer.

NAME: Kenry S. Bren GENDER: Masculine Agender EYE COLOR: Dark Brown HAIR COLOR: Brown RELATIONSHIP: It’s complicated. ZODIAC: Leo

FAVORITE COLOR: If I had to choose one, perhaps Maroon? FAVORITE SEASON: Winter, and-or Spring. FAVORITE PLACE: Indoors, out at the dock. FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Does Valentine’s Day count? FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Undertale, Terraria, Elsword, Overwatch.

LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED: Steven Universe. 

WHAT’S YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT YOUR MUSE? Shortcake is a very precious sinnamon roll. He’s quite pure, as he only learns from dash watching and his verse’s passing conversations, however he has mastered the art of flirting. I love my child a lot, but he can be a sassy asshole if he wishes.

WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MUSE? It depends. He is a single ship muse, and I already know who he has a crush on, so.. he would perhaps drop kick me if I ever tried.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE KINDS OF THREADS? Angst, hands down, I suppose. I do enjoy a little cute fluff, but it’s a bit hard to make cute scenes without the temptation to have one of them stabbed right there. Is that odd? 

ARE YOU A SELECTIVE ROLEPLAYER? A tidbit. I’m less selective than I seem, but there are definitely some blogs I’d rather not interact with.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MUSE (IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE)? Shortcake is my absolute favorite, of all of my muses. I do have more, but I’d rather not push them towards here.

WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO JOIN THE FANDOM? It was popular. Everyone played it. It was sort of everywhere, and one of my friends let me play the game, I suppose. It was quite boring, however I guess I opened up to it, because now I’m here.

DO YOU SEE YOURSELF STAYING WITH THE FANDOM FOR A LONG TIME? Absolutely. It can be quite horrible at times, however I can almost never escape a good fandom I find myself attached to. I’m staying for this whole journey, my friends.

Metta grumbled, rubbing his head. Having hit it on hard material, after failing to look in front of him and running into a wall, it ached like hell. He had no memory of entering the CORE, which caused him extreme confusion.

He wobbled a bit, before stumbling back, causing him to lose complete balance and fall. A pitched shriek came from his voice-box.

- Hi there, Sans, it’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Kenry, and I am the embodiment of a fork in a garbage disposal. Ding ding. 

Thank you for reading my rules, by the way. Looks like I just got a Bad Time Averted.

Send a ✖ into my ask for a munplay starter, where I’ll play as myself. Send a ❦ for a normal starter, from Metta. 

Tell Kenry your name, and a fact about you.

- It’s a pleasure to meet you, Ash. I’m Kenry, I already gave you a fact about me, but another one is that my room is littered with trash of candy wrappers and empty bags of junk food. How unhealthy am I? Hahah. - 

- Who’s the cutest blue soul? You are! 

Sincerely, I love Annaliese so much. She’s such a little sweetheart, like her mun. They’re such a dear, as well. I hope I did your OC justice! - 

- Kenry mun is currently offline! This could be a variety of reasons: • Fatigue. • Sleep. • Busy.

“..I won’t deny, just watching you is exhausting.”    “-I don’t mean that in a rude way!”

       “..but, I can’t... I can’t imagine having to deal with all of that, every day.     .....I’d probably die from the pressure, hah...ah.”

He chuckled dryly, pulling his hand back to fix his hair a tidbit.

    “...And, well. As much as you probably don’t believe it- you’re amazing.”   “No ordinary run-of-the-mill monster could’ve achieved your level of fame.”

  “You’re, really special, Naps. And I mean that, honestly, I do.”          “Monsters look up to you because you’re so brave. Especially under your persona.”                   “To them, you’re everything they aren’t.”

He sighed, turning his head up to face NTT.  “If it gets too exhausting on you, though, you need to take a break for once.”