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Okay, first off, gotta have a nice place to hold the wedding. We can talk to Grace and Simon about holding it on the Mary, but if that doesn't work, I can ask some of the other voices to help me set up a venue.

Next, nice clothes. I don't care as much about clothes but they are very important for a wedding.

Food. Gotta have good food. And most important of all is the wedding cake.

And... uh... The bouquet! On Earth, there's a tradition where the bride tosses the bouquet and whoever catches it is whoever is getting married next! It's not like a predicting the future thing, it's just a fun superstition.

This will be a big project, but I'm sure everyone will be more than happy to pitch in. Nothing brings people together like a wedding.

eirasnowanon

Ah...that's so much...

...Right uh- sorry I should probably break this down bit by bit.

So, let's start with the easiest bit. Where do you wanna get married? The others and I can take care of decorations, but you should pick the location. I'd ask Evelyn but I'm not on the best terms with her. You two can discuss any aspect of this wedding and let me know what your collective decisions are.

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eirasnowanon

Congrats! Mazel Tov! Need any help with wedding setup stuff? I doubt weddings post-Rapture were joyous occasions. You two deserve to have fun and truly celebrate.

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus

...no, wedding weren't really common. There were somewhere around 1000 people between the COI stations and Eden.

What do you have in mind?

Okay, first off, gotta have a nice place to hold the wedding. We can talk to Grace and Simon about holding it on the Mary, but if that doesn't work, I can ask some of the other voices to help me set up a venue.

Next, nice clothes. I don't care as much about clothes but they are very important for a wedding.

Food. Gotta have good food. And most important of all is the wedding cake.

And... uh... The bouquet! On Earth, there's a tradition where the bride tosses the bouquet and whoever catches it is whoever is getting married next! It's not like a predicting the future thing, it's just a fun superstition.

This will be a big project, but I'm sure everyone will be more than happy to pitch in. Nothing brings people together like a wedding.

Next thing I'm adding to this place is proper signage. Paths only work if you know where they lead.

...Back to Plan A, I guess. Starting to think there isn't much for me here.

I don't know about this door thing but... I'll be watching.

-🧭

Wow the first useful thing you've done since we- since you showed up

Hey he taught me how to access an invisible inventory that was pretty helpful

Yeah but that's- wait what

Dali pulls the gardening hoe out from behind her back, then puts it back and it’s just. Gone. She pulls it out again.

Inventory. Fuck yeah.

HOLY FUCK-

I KNOW IT’S SO COOL

How sure are you guys that it’s consistently the same tool? Because this just seems like a different use of our conjuring/matter manipulation ability.

Wait… yeah, you might be onto something. Maybe I can use it because I can only really summon stuff through a phone or computer? Or… I dunno? Never mind I thought I was onto something but that wouldn’t explain how Eira and North can do that

Well, there’s an easy way to check. Give me the hoe? I’m going to make a mark on it that you don’t know about, and then you’re going to put it away and try to bring it back and if my mark is still there it’s the ‘same’ hoe.

*Russell holds his hand out for the hoe.*

Okay.

Dali passes Russell the hoe.

*Russell turns around and makes a nick on the bottom of the pole before passing it back to Dali.*

I'm glad I'm also getting to experiment with the matter conjuration. I've been curious about this for a while.

Dali takes the hoe back and checks it.

holy shit the mark's still there.

...Okay. That is actually really cool. And also raises way more questions. But at least we know we can summon specific things and not just recreate them.

Check your inventory, dude!!!

I... for what? Even if I have an inventory, which I'm not sure I do, what could possibly already be in there?

Just check!! Stuff from my pockets was in mine!!

*Russell thinks about that for a bit, and then concentrates. His hand disappears into nothing, and then draws out a ballpoint pen.*

...Huh. Well, this will definitely be helpful for if I need my notebook but I don't have access to a portal to my mindscape...

See? This is so fucking cool we can mess around with this in so many ways!!!

...I'm a bit worried about using it and the other matter manipulation powers too much, with all the stuff Sprout said. It was one thing when we thought it was getting better with practice, but knowing that the amount of power we all have is finite and gets used whenever we do this sort of stuff makes me think we should be a bit more sparing with it...

I mean. I don't mean to rain on your excitement. It's definitely a very cool thing, and we should figure out more about how it works. Just.

You know. I might hold back on it myself.

......Oh. Yeah uh. Good call. No more inventory then.

I'm sorry Dali. But it pays to be safe about things.

it's ok.

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I don't know about this door thing but... I'll be watching.

-🧭

Wow the first useful thing you've done since we- since you showed up

Hey he taught me how to access an invisible inventory that was pretty helpful

Yeah but that's- wait what

Dali pulls the gardening hoe out from behind her back, then puts it back and it’s just. Gone. She pulls it out again.

Inventory. Fuck yeah.

HOLY FUCK-

I KNOW IT’S SO COOL

How sure are you guys that it’s consistently the same tool? Because this just seems like a different use of our conjuring/matter manipulation ability.

Wait… yeah, you might be onto something. Maybe I can use it because I can only really summon stuff through a phone or computer? Or… I dunno? Never mind I thought I was onto something but that wouldn’t explain how Eira and North can do that

Well, there’s an easy way to check. Give me the hoe? I’m going to make a mark on it that you don’t know about, and then you’re going to put it away and try to bring it back and if my mark is still there it’s the ‘same’ hoe.

*Russell holds his hand out for the hoe.*

Okay.

Dali passes Russell the hoe.

*Russell turns around and makes a nick on the bottom of the pole before passing it back to Dali.*

I'm glad I'm also getting to experiment with the matter conjuration. I've been curious about this for a while.

Dali takes the hoe back and checks it.

holy shit the mark's still there.

...Okay. That is actually really cool. And also raises way more questions. But at least we know we can summon specific things and not just recreate them.

Check your inventory, dude!!!

I... for what? Even if I have an inventory, which I'm not sure I do, what could possibly already be in there?

Just check!! Stuff from my pockets was in mine!!

*Russell thinks about that for a bit, and then concentrates. His hand disappears into nothing, and then draws out a ballpoint pen.*

...Huh. Well, this will definitely be helpful for if I need my notebook but I don't have access to a portal to my mindscape...

See? This is so fucking cool we can mess around with this in so many ways!!!

...I'm a bit worried about using it and the other matter manipulation powers too much, with all the stuff Sprout said. It was one thing when we thought it was getting better with practice, but knowing that the amount of power we all have is finite and gets used whenever we do this sort of stuff makes me think we should be a bit more sparing with it...

I mean. I don't mean to rain on your excitement. It's definitely a very cool thing, and we should figure out more about how it works. Just.

You know. I might hold back on it myself.

......Oh. Yeah uh. Good call. No more inventory then.

#fuck #dammit

I don't know about this door thing but... I'll be watching.

-🧭

Wow the first useful thing you've done since we- since you showed up

Hey he taught me how to access an invisible inventory that was pretty helpful

Yeah but that's- wait what

Dali pulls the gardening hoe out from behind her back, then puts it back and it’s just. Gone. She pulls it out again.

Inventory. Fuck yeah.

HOLY FUCK-

I KNOW IT’S SO COOL

How sure are you guys that it’s consistently the same tool? Because this just seems like a different use of our conjuring/matter manipulation ability.

Wait… yeah, you might be onto something. Maybe I can use it because I can only really summon stuff through a phone or computer? Or… I dunno? Never mind I thought I was onto something but that wouldn’t explain how Eira and North can do that

Well, there’s an easy way to check. Give me the hoe? I’m going to make a mark on it that you don’t know about, and then you’re going to put it away and try to bring it back and if my mark is still there it’s the ‘same’ hoe.

*Russell holds his hand out for the hoe.*

Okay.

Dali passes Russell the hoe.

*Russell turns around and makes a nick on the bottom of the pole before passing it back to Dali.*

I'm glad I'm also getting to experiment with the matter conjuration. I've been curious about this for a while.

Dali takes the hoe back and checks it.

holy shit the mark's still there.

...Okay. That is actually really cool. And also raises way more questions. But at least we know we can summon specific things and not just recreate them.

Check your inventory, dude!!!

I... for what? Even if I have an inventory, which I'm not sure I do, what could possibly already be in there?

Just check!! Stuff from my pockets was in mine!!

*Russell thinks about that for a bit, and then concentrates. His hand disappears into nothing, and then draws out a ballpoint pen.*

...Huh. Well, this will definitely be helpful for if I need my notebook but I don't have access to a portal to my mindscape...

See? This is so fucking cool we can mess around with this in so many ways!!!

Wait. Very important question.

Did you get to see the first episode of Doctor Who air for the first time in 1963?

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus (a massive fucking nerd)

I was working a case but yeah eventually.

LUCKYYYYYYYYY

It wasn't that good. I think.

I mean. yeah it was the first ever episode and incredibly experimental but IT'S TV HISTORY AND I FUCKING LOVE DOCTOR WHO

I think my partner at the time was in it.

YOU. HUH

YOU WERE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS ON DOCTOR WHO???

Not that partner allegedly. Detective partner.

We had a case and he went undercover as some guy named Derek.

Still! That's really fucking cool!!!!

Wait till ya hear about- nevermind.

huh

... I sang a backtrack for the beatles.

NO FUCKING WAY.

Hey I'm not all brains I got a voice too.

...We are going to have an extensive discussion on stuff i am nostalgic for at some point

Wait. Very important question.

Did you get to see the first episode of Doctor Who air for the first time in 1963?

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus (a massive fucking nerd)

I was working a case but yeah eventually.

LUCKYYYYYYYYY

It wasn't that good. I think.

I mean. yeah it was the first ever episode and incredibly experimental but IT'S TV HISTORY AND I FUCKING LOVE DOCTOR WHO

I think my partner at the time was in it.

YOU. HUH

YOU WERE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS ON DOCTOR WHO???

Not that partner allegedly. Detective partner.

We had a case and he went undercover as some guy named Derek.

Still! That's really fucking cool!!!!

Wait till ya hear about- nevermind.

huh

... I sang a backtrack for the beatles.

NO FUCKING WAY.

Wait. Very important question.

Did you get to see the first episode of Doctor Who air for the first time in 1963?

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus (a massive fucking nerd)

I was working a case but yeah eventually.

LUCKYYYYYYYYY

It wasn't that good. I think.

I mean. yeah it was the first ever episode and incredibly experimental but IT'S TV HISTORY AND I FUCKING LOVE DOCTOR WHO

I think my partner at the time was in it.

YOU. HUH

YOU WERE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS ON DOCTOR WHO???

Not that partner allegedly. Detective partner.

We had a case and he went undercover as some guy named Derek.

Still! That's really fucking cool!!!!

Wait till ya hear about- nevermind.

huh

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Wait. Very important question.

Did you get to see the first episode of Doctor Who air for the first time in 1963?

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus (a massive fucking nerd)

I was working a case but yeah eventually.

LUCKYYYYYYYYY

It wasn't that good. I think.

I mean. yeah it was the first ever episode and incredibly experimental but IT'S TV HISTORY AND I FUCKING LOVE DOCTOR WHO

I think my partner at the time was in it.

YOU. HUH

YOU WERE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS ON DOCTOR WHO???

Not that partner allegedly. Detective partner.

We had a case and he went undercover as some guy named Derek.

Still! That's really fucking cool!!!!

Wait. Very important question.

Did you get to see the first episode of Doctor Who air for the first time in 1963?

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus (a massive fucking nerd)

I was working a case but yeah eventually.

LUCKYYYYYYYYY

It wasn't that good. I think.

I mean. yeah it was the first ever episode and incredibly experimental but IT'S TV HISTORY AND I FUCKING LOVE DOCTOR WHO

I think my partner at the time was in it.

YOU. HUH

YOU WERE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS ON DOCTOR WHO???

Wait. Very important question.

Did you get to see the first episode of Doctor Who air for the first time in 1963?

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus (a massive fucking nerd)

I was working a case but yeah eventually.

LUCKYYYYYYYYY

It wasn't that good. I think.

#(i've watched all of classic who)#(first story was rough. next one was AMAZING though)

I mean. yeah it was the first ever episode and incredibly experimental but IT'S TV HISTORY AND I FUCKING LOVE DOCTOR WHO

I don't know about this door thing but... I'll be watching.

-🧭

Wow the first useful thing you've done since we- since you showed up

Hey he taught me how to access an invisible inventory that was pretty helpful

Yeah but that's- wait what

Dali pulls the gardening hoe out from behind her back, then puts it back and it’s just. Gone. She pulls it out again.

Inventory. Fuck yeah.

HOLY FUCK-

I KNOW IT’S SO COOL

How sure are you guys that it’s consistently the same tool? Because this just seems like a different use of our conjuring/matter manipulation ability.

Wait… yeah, you might be onto something. Maybe I can use it because I can only really summon stuff through a phone or computer? Or… I dunno? Never mind I thought I was onto something but that wouldn’t explain how Eira and North can do that

Well, there’s an easy way to check. Give me the hoe? I’m going to make a mark on it that you don’t know about, and then you’re going to put it away and try to bring it back and if my mark is still there it’s the ‘same’ hoe.

*Russell holds his hand out for the hoe.*

Okay.

Dali passes Russell the hoe.

*Russell turns around and makes a nick on the bottom of the pole before passing it back to Dali.*

I'm glad I'm also getting to experiment with the matter conjuration. I've been curious about this for a while.

Dali takes the hoe back and checks it.

holy shit the mark's still there.

...Okay. That is actually really cool. And also raises way more questions. But at least we know we can summon specific things and not just recreate them.

Check your inventory, dude!!!

I... for what? Even if I have an inventory, which I'm not sure I do, what could possibly already be in there?

Just check!! Stuff from my pockets was in mine!!

I don't know about this door thing but... I'll be watching.

-🧭

Wow the first useful thing you've done since we- since you showed up

Hey he taught me how to access an invisible inventory that was pretty helpful

Yeah but that's- wait what

Dali pulls the gardening hoe out from behind her back, then puts it back and it’s just. Gone. She pulls it out again.

Inventory. Fuck yeah.

HOLY FUCK-

I KNOW IT’S SO COOL

How sure are you guys that it’s consistently the same tool? Because this just seems like a different use of our conjuring/matter manipulation ability.

Wait… yeah, you might be onto something. Maybe I can use it because I can only really summon stuff through a phone or computer? Or… I dunno? Never mind I thought I was onto something but that wouldn’t explain how Eira and North can do that

Well, there’s an easy way to check. Give me the hoe? I’m going to make a mark on it that you don’t know about, and then you’re going to put it away and try to bring it back and if my mark is still there it’s the ‘same’ hoe.

*Russell holds his hand out for the hoe.*

Okay.

Dali passes Russell the hoe.

*Russell turns around and makes a nick on the bottom of the pole before passing it back to Dali.*

I'm glad I'm also getting to experiment with the matter conjuration. I've been curious about this for a while.

Dali takes the hoe back and checks it.

holy shit the mark's still there.

...Okay. That is actually really cool. And also raises way more questions. But at least we know we can summon specific things and not just recreate them.

Check your inventory, dude!!!

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Wait. Very important question.

Did you get to see the first episode of Doctor Who air for the first time in 1963?

-🌺 @practical-hibiscus (a massive fucking nerd)

I was working a case but yeah eventually.

LUCKYYYYYYYYY

It's so fucking loud in here. Why are they so many people.

Take a pamphlet.

… what?

I got this.

There’s a welcome booth, pamphlet should catch you up on everything you’ve missed, here ya go

How long have I’ve been dead for?

No idea, man. I’ve been dead for like.. over 300 years, and only realized it about a week or two ago. Time is kinda fucked here.

Ok… that’s terrifying

Yeah. There’s a lot of weird shit that we all just had to get used to here. Sorry I can’t give a more concrete answer. Hopefully you’ll adjust okay. If you have any issues, let one of us know.

Ok, ok, thanks.

No problem.

...Also uh. If you see a child made of light with a blindfold on, please be nice to it, it's just a kid. Even if it does say weird shit sometimes.

I’m not a monster. I know to be nice to kids.

This one's a little different. It uh. Caused the Quiet Rapture by complete accident.

A child caused all the stars and planets to disappear? What in the Tree’s good name.