NO FUTURE.

           ❛     rockin,  rockin  and  rollin...  down  to  to  the  BEACH  i’m  strollin. but the seagulls  poke  at  my  head                      NOT  FUN!!     i  said  seaguls...  MM.  stop  it  now.     ❜         time  to  break  it  down.  ganon  gave  a  low,  husky  growl,  reminiscent  of  the  harsh,  arid  winds  of  his  childhood  home.  then,  shimmying  from  side  to  side,  he  said:   

          grounding ?  is  that  what  children  had  to  fear  these  days?  it  shouldn’t  surprise  the  wizened  sorcerer  as  much  as  it  does  when  questioned  so  boldly  on  such  absurd  grounds;  for  the  question  is  only  spoken  by  a  child  of  this  barren  sea.  mirthless  chuckle  follows  such  a  thought  —  it  is  strange  to  know  that  the  green - garbed  boy  before  him  has  known  only  peace.  one  who  does  not  fear  a  phantom  horseman  to  come  and  take  the  heads  of  he  and  his  kin  on  the  name  of   VENGEANCE.  so  he  finds  it  almost  a  quaint  word,  coming  from  this  kid.  different  in every  way  from  his  predecessor …  yet  not  so  much  unlike  the  one  he  had  once  threatened  some  stormy  night …  the  determined  expression  is  all  the  same,  despite  the  ridiculous  query  on  clumsy  tongue …   some  things,  ganondorf  muses,  refuse  to  change  with  the  passage  of  time.

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WEALTH  —

$  financial :  wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty /  none ✚  medical :  fit / moderate / sickly / physically disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable ✪  class or caste :  upper / middle / working / street trash / slave / unsure ✔  education :  qualified / unqualified / studying / other ✖  criminal record :  yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but has not been caught yet

FAMILY  —

◒  children :  has a child or children / has no children / wants children / verse dependent ◑  relationship with family :  close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased ◔  affiliation :  orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / not applicable

TRAITS  +  TENDENCIES  —

♦     extroverted / introverted / in between ♦     disorganized / organized / in between ♦     close-minded / open-minded / in between ♦     calm / anxious / in between ♦    disagreeable / agreeable / in between ♦     cautious / reckless / in between ♦     patient / impatient / in between ♦     outspoken / reserved / in between ♦     leader / follower / in between ♦     empathetic / unempathetic / in between ♦     optimistic / pessimistic / in between ♦     traditional / modern / in between ♦     hard-working / lazy / in between ♦     cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown ♦     loyal / disloyal / unknown ♦     faithful / unfaithful / unknown

BELIEFS  —

★  faith :  monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / it’s complicated ☆  belief in ghosts or spirits :  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✮  belief in an afterlife :  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✯  belief in reincarnation :  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ❃  belief in aliens :  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✧  religious :  orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious ❀  philosophical :  yes / no

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION  —

❤  sexuality :  heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual ❥  sex : sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable / naive and clueless ♥  romance :  romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless ❣  sexually :  adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / inhibited ⚧  potential sexual partners :  male / female / agender / other / none / all ⚧  potential romantic partners :  male / female / agender / other / none / all

ABILITIES  —

☠  combat skills :  excellent / good / moderate / poor / none   ≡  literacy skills :  excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✍  artistic skills :  excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✂  technical skills :  excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS  —

☕  drinking alcohol :  never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ☁  smoking :  trying to quit / never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✿  other narcotics : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✌  medicinal drugs :  never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ☻  indulgent food :  never / sometimes / frequently / to excess $  splurge spending : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ♣  gambling : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

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