goals

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

I just really want to say that the BLM movement is not a 2020 disaster by any means. I know a lot of ppl keep saying that this year keeps getting worse but I think that black voices finally being heard is a sign of improvement

Isn't it crazy we're living in a monumental moment of history

why is this so fucking funny

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

this video is what dnd feels like

ROLL INTIATIVE

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

BITCH HAJXSJJ S.A. NSJSJALAHAJNSJSKANXSNSN

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

Struggling is gay culture

“pride month is almost over”??? you fools. it’s twentygayteen, every month is pride month. it’s pride year.

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

are you a traffic sign because stop