oh my gosh I just had to ask for some very very lore accurate eltingville club boy reactions to a female? and context any scenario I just need disrespect and fear of women!
Hi sunny!!! I’d love to answer ur question!
Imagine the context is that you just enter Joe’s comic shop. That’s your crime. Enjoy!
Bill: Immediate foaming at the mouth, raging, screaming inside. Hates you because you’re pretty.
Sees you enter Joe’s and FREAKS the fuck out. This is HIS space! He OWNS fandom and women are not a part of that culture!!
“Hey, bitch! What’s so funny, huh? Having a laugh at a group of men discussing their passions? Well guess what, this is what true fandom look like, not fake poser chicks in their brother’s shirts reading comics they don’t even care about! Fucking poser!”
Josh: This paranoid little freak thinks you’re plotting something against him and you hate him.
So much disrespect as a mask for his overwhelming discomfort at the mere sight of you being a normal human being.
“Oh? You like Wolverine? Name the first appearance he was in and explain the whole story behind his character. Oh, you don’t want to? I knew you were a poser!”
Literally the comic equivalent of “name three songs.”
Wants you to like him but assumes you’d “never go after any guy that isn’t Brad fucking Pitt. Shallow female.”
Definitely some nice guy shit spewing from his mouth but mostly self loathing.
Jerry: The NICEST of nice guys. Holy shit it’s insufferable.
Goes out of his way to make conversation and mentions how ‘weird’ and ‘different’ he is at least five times.
“Sorry I’m so awkward, girls never really talk to me. They’d rather go with a jock or something, not a down to earth nice guy like me. I know I’m not like them but I think it’s about who can be mentally stimulating that should inform a females mating decisions, we’ve evolved past the need for physical power.”
Stares at you and thinks you’re a manic pixie dream girl. You HAVE to give him a chance because you’re in this space. If you want a nerd you HAVE to give every nerd a chance.
(I apologize for how mean I am to Jerry nice guys pmo BAD)
Pete: EWWWWWUH. Gets all in your space, touchy to the max. Expect sexual comments and extremely uncomfortable questions about your hips and bra size. Thinks he’s rizzing you up but he’s on his way to a sexual harassment charge.
Also goes out of his way to make conversation, but the conversation is just him grossly flirting and failing to do anything that you’d actually like.
“Hey pretty girl, you around here for business or pleasure? I can help you with either. Y’know, these other guys hate that you’re here. Me? I love it. I wish we had more girls in here, you guys make great eye candy while I’m doin’ my thing.”