my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit
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my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
(for science.)
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Somewhere out there a Veery fledgling is hopping around in the shadows, an Empid Flycatcher is utterly indifferent to a birder's confusion (I think it was a Willow), plants are soaking up some much-needed rain, a soggy Song Sparrow is perched in a shrub, Papa Bobolink is making a caterpillar NestDashβ’οΈ delivery, a snail is scooting up a blade of grass until it tips over under the weight (I watched it happen..), an Eastern Phoebe is keeping a sharp eye out for bugs, a Yellow-bellied Sapsucker is hammering away, Hemlock Varnish/Reishi mushrooms are decorating the woods with bursts of red, and an Eastern Chipmunk is actually just part of the bark (don't worry about it). Why don't you think about that.
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would you rather be a weresnail or a vampslug? the real questions
A weresnail means I only turn into a snail once a month. A vampslug is just a leech. Weresnail all the way.
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A painting of a nightmare I had recently.
In the dream, my partner and I were following the narrow paths in a dirty hallway with deep pools of water. In the deep water were the bodies of horses, bones and remaining flesh bleached white. We could hear a distant scream behind us that was slowly growing closer.

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why aren't we baltimoreposting!!! it's the tall ship festival!!! all the prettiest and tallest ladies in the world are here!!! THE VESPUCCI IS HERE!!!
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I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

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