Yé Plein De Marde

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

this is the best tiktok i've ever seen in my life.

A baby the size of a truck 🥺

I love elephants so much.

Reblog for someone to make you a dozen sandwiches for this weekend’s little happy food dance.

OMG!!

I'm so excited!!

KYOSHI KYOSHI KYOSHI KYOSHI KYOSHI

I see no lies here. 

#once again: no lies detected

insp.

what kind of fuckin cues did they give to the voice actor who was tasked with saying “Fullmetal Alchemist” a couple thousand times? bc like it varies based on the context, were they just like “ok now we want you to say it as if it means ‘your entire family was just killed and your town was burned.’ Ok that was great, now say it as though it means ‘i was the only one who bet on the right horse at the Kentucky Derby’”

every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate

No reason why bear ears need to be shaped like that except to tempt us all