Half the World Away

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

i am going to create the worst lotr fancast

i feel like this is some sort of hate crime.

Get rid of all private jets. Make celebrities ride in normal planes I think it'd keep their humanity from disintegrating as fast

“walking around” can be one of your hobbies

god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real

it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes

if i were fifteen i would do everything wrong again in a slightly different way

these are the flavor of inventions we are missing out on by making cocaine illegal just fyi

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

gamer girl