You think i care?

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue 

In Stranger Things, adopt a daughter. In real life, daughter adopts you.

Cards Against Humanity buys a piece of the US border to block border wall construction

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

History: either 80% female or 100% gay. And it’s 95% POC.

The best recurring gag in the series is when people always think Annabeth and Percy are doing dirty things when the poor souls are literally doing something completely innocent. Accidentally found the labyrinth? You have the camp thinking they were making out. Hugging because Annabeth is feeling shitty? Malcolm walks in and is like “yeah, right, totally innocent my ass”. Riding a motorcycle together so they can save the world? “No detours you too!” Accidentally falling asleep next to the other? You have the other members of the Argo thinking they had sex.

Good Moms (2016)

What you got made fun of in school for?

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

nutslayer is a powerful title

Maybe the Strangest thing was the friends we made along the way

Wait shit that’s the shows plot

So everyone kept asking and today I got my grade and she called it “brash” but gave me an A+

Why are these sicko’s out here lusting after the children of Stranger Things when Jim Hopper is out looking thick like bowl of oatmeal 

David Harbour ghostwrote this