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anyway thank god the ISU isn’t real and international figure skating is but a collective hallucination

Is the criteria for being considered a neutral athlete just submitting the application

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

Funniest part of Brand New Day was Peter going around introducing himself with fake names as if anyone's gonna know who Peter Parker is anyway

Yelena asking Peter if he was bisexual was not on my bingo card😭😭😭😭

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

there’s just something so lovely about how a passionate kiss wasn’t enough to jog mj’s memories, but peter and ned’s secret handshake was more than enough for ned to start remembering, everybody say thank you to destin daniel cretton for showing that platonic love matters just as much and can also break any spell

The worst thing about seeing a movie on opening day is that you have to wait for the entire rest of the world to see it before you see any relevant media.