Tired, Queer, and Stupid

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

GUARDS GUARDS I WANT YOU TO COLLECT ALL OF THE BRONZE WEAPONS IN MY EMPIRE SMELT THEM ALL DOWN AND BUILD TWELVE GIANT STATUES OUT OF THEM

SPEAKING OF STATUES I WANT YOU TO MAKE 8000 LIFE SIZED ONES AND BURY THEM FACING EAST IN THE DIRECTION OF MY RECENTLY CONQUERED EMPIRE TO PROTECT ME IN THE AFTERLIFE YES I WANT THEM TO HAVE REAL WEAPONS DO I LOOK LIKE A CHUMP WHO CHEAPS OUT

PRONOUNS ARE ILLEGAL STOP SAYING THE WORD “I/ME/MYSELF” BECAUSE IT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE MY GIVEN NAME ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD NOW

TELL THE DOAIST WIZARD TO HURRY UP WITH MY IMMORTALITY PILLS

Remind me why Joseon is paying tribute to your kingdom again?

.....i think you might be onto something

In 3000ad tumblr is the last website

imagine it’s January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isn’t even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show that’s been dead almost as long.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?