my brain is scrambled eggs

weed people how do you do this more than once a week. i cannot do this shit more than that. i see and feel the hand of midas for 5 hours and thats all i can handle.

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

10 years!!

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Lord of the Rings

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

I feel like the whole world cracked open and I spilled out like a yolk

Suspended in clear viscous mucus and all

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her