#1 toxic lesbian scientist yurimaxxer

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

200k notes is insane who the hell are u people

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

i skink therefore i scram...!

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary