Porky π

Someone recommended a new mass gainer powder to me, a maltodextrin-based shake with barely any ingredients, and oh my god. You guys. This stuff is fucking wild. I’ve been using it as the base for all my shakes for a few weeks and I’ve been blowing up so much faster than I ever did on Boosts. Like it’s not even close.

I’ve been drinking 12+ scoops a day—literally thousands of extra calories, just disappearing into my belly. It’s so easy to chug, especially when I mix it with heavy coffee creamer (extra calories, obviously). The weight is piling on so fast I can feel it every time I move. My tummy’s gotten so heavy lately, just constantly resting in my lap, and I swear my thighs are spreading wider by the day. I feel soft and slow and so, so full all the time, and I’m honestly addicted to it.

So yeah, if you’re trying to really grow—like really grow—this stuff is the secret weapon. I’ve been waddling around in a daze lately, totally stuffed, totally content, and watching my body soften and swell from all these shakes is just… unreal.

It’s whale watching Wednesday and this is what this pig-whale hybrid looks like waddling down the stairs at midnight after eating her fill..

What would you do if you saw this blubbery ball of lard waddling down the stairs from above you?

Ummmm make me so fat my belly covers my fupa in this position? 🐷

4 years and 250lbs later

How much more should I gain