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*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ❞

❝ Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ❞

❝ Doesn’t pretty much everything make us horny? ❞

❝ It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ❞

❝ Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ❞

❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man. ❞

❝ The bridge of the nose, it’s very vulnerable. ❞

❝ Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ❞

❝ It doesn’t look like a pot leaf. . ❞

❝ What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”? ❞

❝ I’m not afraid of anything and I’m going! ❞

❝ Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞

❝ Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ❞

❝ I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ❞

❝ Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard?  ❞

❝ I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands…  ❞

❝ Okay, you know what? Let’s just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ❞

❝ Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ❞

❝ Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ❞

❝ You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ❞

❝ And if I had a beer, I’d be getting over it right now. ❞

❝ Well, one thing I’m thinkin’ - I’ve gotta stop watchin’ the damn soaps. ❞

❝ Just like that? You don’t need to interview anyone else? ❞

❝ You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna live with this lying anymore. ❞

❝ Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ❞

❝ You know what I’d like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ❞

❝ So, did you kiss her? ‘Cause I’ll kill you if you kissed her. ❞

❝ No, I didn’t want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin…  ❞

❝ There was not a moment when she didn’t have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ❞

❝ What are you talking about, loser? ❞

❝ Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ❞

❝ We will never be friends. We’ll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ❞

❝ God, I can’t believe it, someone’s nasty butt is in my picture. ❞

❝ Oh man, I can’t tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ❞

❝ You’re all cheering away and all the time you’re getting mooned, yeah! ❞

❝ I’m cracking down. And I’m cracking down hard! ❞

❝ Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ❞

❝ You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ❞

❝ Why do you have these down here? ❞

❝ Why do you need them? Aren’t I enough? ❞

❝ You know what? I don’t wanna know bout the whatnot. I’m outta here. ❞

❝ You can’t kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ❞

❝ Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ❞

❝ I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ❞

❝ That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ❞

❝ Hey, next time you fool around with someone else’s boyfriend, why don’t you take your panties when you’re done?! ❞

❝ So these are some other girl’s panties?! ❞

❝ Last night? But I was drunk. Why can’t you do it? ❞

❝ In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ❞

❝ One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ❞

❝ I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don’t have a chance. ❞

❝ I’m gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ❞

❝ Wait! Did you just say that you’re interested in me and that I have a chance? ❞

❝ That’s your own brain comprehending it’s own stupidity. ❞

❝ What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ❞

❝ God, we are such a… perfect couple. ❞

❝ But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ❞

❝ This isn’t something you do through the mail, is it? ❞

❝ Are you having fun? ❞

❝ I’m so glad you’re my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ❞

❝ Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ❞

❝ I have never dined and dashed, and I’m not about to start now. ❞

❝ Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ❞

❝ Special brownies… Like the special kind of special? ❞

❝ I don’t think those were special brownies, man. ❞

❝ So, you’re saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ❞

❝ While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.  ❞

❝ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ So, you’re an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ❞

❝ ‘Hey’? Is that all you have to say to me? ❞

❝ So, what, you’re like, kicking me out? … Wow. Okay then. Bye. ❞

❝ Well, if you’re kicking her out, then you’re kicking me out. ❞

❝ It’s not like head cheerleader’s always the most talented but in my case, it’s true. ❞

❝ You’re supposed to pick just one…to love, not nail. Love. ❞

❝ I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ❞

❝ I think whatever you’re on I’ll take two of em! ❞

❝ Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ❞    

❝ I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ❞    

❝ Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ❞    

❝ No, it’s not what you think. We’re not together. ❞  

❝ You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ❞    

❝ I’ve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ❞    

❝ Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ❞    

❝ There’s nothing any of us can do. We’re all screwed. ❞    

❝ I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ❞    

❝ Well I was just saying that, I’m getting married! ❞    

❝ I don’t think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ❞    

❝ Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ❞    

❝ Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ❞    

❝ You didn’t want me to make a scene? You didn’t want me to make a scene!  ❞    

❝ Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ❞    

❝ Let’s get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ❞    

❝ I haven’t shenaniganned in six years. I’ve hooliganned, I’ve no-good-nicked, I’ve ne'er-do-welled. ❞  

          that's  why  it  was  time  for  her  to  go  home.   lydia  booked  a  plane  to  see her  mom  and  almost  looked  back.  you  need  to  face  them  sometime,   she  thought.  

          when  the  plane  landed,   a  bittersweet  rush  of  energy  ran  through  her  body  and  she  greeted  her  mother  with  open  arms.    the  rush  of  unsettled  energy  filled  her  body  at  the  entrance  of  her  bedroom  as  soon  as  she  got  home.   looking  at  the  childhood  bedroom  at  23  was  not  the  move,  really.   she  almost  considered  sleeping  in  the  guest  room.  

          there's  nothing  to  fear,  lydia.  you're  safe  now.

          ears  became  alert  when  she  heard  her  mother  call  her  name  from  downstairs.  she  probably  had  something  for  her  right?

          “  —  …  OOF  !!  .  .  .  fuck  !  ”

          steam  from  the  beaker  rises  up  into  the  high  ceilings  of  the  solovyova  estate.   that  was  her  place  of  residence  but  not  of  peace  since  she  left  her  home.   no  one  asked  questions  because  it  had  been  abandoned  for  so  long  that  it  was  assumed  she  just  bought  it  from  the  bank  or  had  gained  it  through  the  will.

          no  questions  asked.

          an  acquaintance  had  reminded  her  that  ALL  HALLOW’S  EVE  was  right  around  the  corner  and  she  didn’t  want  to  be  bothered.  katerina  decided  that  instead  of  just  not  opening  the  door  to  the trick  -  or  -  treaters  ,  she  was  going  to  make  a  blocking  spell  to  stop  anyone  from  entering  her  property.  she  couldn’t  stand  the  children  running  around  in  monster  costumes.  it  reminded  her  of  what  she  never  had. 

          a  sudden  POOF  sound   emitted  itself  from  the  glass  as  it  shattered  on  the  slab.  

prompts: 1) things you said at 1 am 2) things you said through your teeth 3) things you said too quietly 4) things you said over the phone 5) things you didn’t say at all 6) things you said under the stars and in the grass 7) things you said while we were driving 8) things you said when you were crying 9) things you said when I was crying 10) things you said that made me feel like shit 11) things you said when you were drunk 12) things you said when you thought I was asleep 13) things you said at the kitchen table 14)things you said after you kissed me 15) things you said with too many miles between us 16) things you said with no space between us 17) things you said that I wish you hadn’t 18) things you said when you were scared 19) things you said when we were the happiest we ever were 20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear 21) things you said when we were on top of the world 22) things you said after it was over 23) things you said on the streetcar at 1 am 24) things you said with clenched fists 25) things you said in the back seat of a cab 26) things you said sitting still 27) things you said on the phone at 4 am 28) things you said but not out loud 29) things you said in the backyard at night 30) things you said on the highway 31) things you said while I cried in your arms 32) things you said I wouldn’t understand 33) things you said at the back of the theatre 34) things you said in your sleep 35) things you said that made me feel real 36) things you said you’ll never forget 37) things you said with the tv on mute 38) things you said while holding my hand’ 39) things you said when we first met 40) things you said when you met my parents 41) things you said you loved about me 42) things you said when you asked me to marry you 43) things you said in our vows 44) things you said before you kissed me 45) things you said on new year’s eve 46) things you said when you kissed me goodnight 47) things you said in a hotel room 48) things you said on our honeymoon 49) things you said when we were 18 50) things you said when we were 70 51) things you said as we danced in our socks 52) things you said with my lips on your neck 53) things you said in the dark 54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance 55) things you said under your breath 56) things you said in the spur of the moment 57) things you said when no one else was around 58) things you were afraid to say 59) things you said after we fell in love 60) things you said [make your own]