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Do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away.

In sex ed the guys had to describe their perfect girl to class. one of the guys is gay and he stood up in front of the class cleared his throat and said “she would have a penis.” and sat back down.

haha yeah man lets do heroin just lemme ask my mom

I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

some people are like genuinely funny its like hey stop that how do you do that teach me

Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

send me nudes of you posing with pizza

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go