Captain Usopp!!

"If this had anything to do with my money that you both used without my permission, Luffy already told me. And you both owe me big time for that. I might even take back your Christmas presents." 

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID USOPP!" 

"W-WAIT A SECOND, NAMI!! L-LOOK AT ME!! IT'S GOOD OLE' USOPP!! Y-YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, I ...um... I ALREADY HAVE A WAY OF GETTING THE MONEY! I-I'm so ashamed you'd doubt me!!"

"But I fixed it already! And then you started whining real loud and Nami heard you." 

"Telling someone you'll pay them back without even having a plan on getting the money to pay them, DOES NOT COUNT AS FIXED!!!"

"Mistake of a deal? What are you talking about?"

//laughs nervously

/laughs even more nervously

"You can always…dance."

"What in the world are you both yelling about?"

"Usopp’s questioning my authority as captain!"

  "QUIT LYING ON ME!!! AND TELL HER ABOUT THIS MISTAKE OF A DEAL!!"

"PRANK WAR!" she announced mischievously.

"Think wisely!~"

"…If I have no money and you have no money, how’re we gonna go shopping?!” 

"THIS IS WHY I SAID THAT WAS BAD DEAL TO MAKE!!"

"Do you have any money left?" 

"What about you?"

"I miss Usopppuuuu~! I wanna go shopping and spend all of Nami’s money with you again! Usooooppuuuuuuuuu. I wanna buy the brand names. This poor life isn’t for me. I’m captain. I need my pretty things."