Kiko | 23 | She/Her

sleeper contender for the funniest mean jon moment is in the asos first assault on the wall when some dipshit wildling named BIG BOIL gets shot and jon literally takes a break in the middle of fighting for his life to think “that will stop him bitching about his boil 🙄” this is the ONLY time in ANY of the asoiaf books including the wider written universe that the word “bitching” is used. he is a wordsmithhhhh he came up with that on his ownnnnnn. rip jon snow you would have loved calling people chopped fucking fat chuds 💔

Hallucination Nicki in episode four was with Lestat the whole time in the present day except for the two times Lestat was interacting with Armand in the tour bus and then later at the concert. Hallucination Nicki was even present at the record label meeting/party when Lestat and Daniel were arguing. What’s that about?

Armand was present at the concert as well so the only times Nicki wasn’t present with Lestat in episode 4 was when Armand was around. HMMM

lestat calling nicki his “bipolar boyfriend” breaks my heart because what do you MEAN nicki died before he had a name for what he was feeling and why he was feeling it, let alone any treatment for it?? what do you MEAN lestat learned the term as it came about in the 20th century and recognized it in the memories of his dead first love????????? what do you MEANNNN

forgot that davos named one of his kids after stannis. okay fine that could almost be normal. he also named one of his kids after stannis’s FATHER. you cannot make this shit up. if he ever makes it back to marya they’re popping out another son and naming him “which could maen nothyng”

When I say Targs and bald people are all evil I am NEVER talking about little bald baby Egg or little bald baby Dany because if you’re both it cancels out and makes you woke

Valyrian trait only, does NOT apply to other blond people ie Lannisters. Shaving Cersei and Tyrion makes them more evil (expected) whereas shaving Jaime makes him less evil (outlier). Tywin was already bald and evil (he wears a bald cap over his bald head), and shaving Lancel makes him Catholic (canonically gave himself a tonsure, loser/inconclusive). Stannis is like 1/4th Targ and being bald just made him an accountant but that’s because he wasn’t blond

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time