Poorly Translated French Jokes

What is the height for a gardener?

Have you ever seen a plastic tuna?

A college girl asks her friend Can you explain the rule of three?

A young woman asks her friend: Well, are you still in love with your paratrooper?

At a dinner, a very shy young man goes to the bathroom and then comes back to the table, looking a little bored.

- It's not right

2 Uh ... there's no more paper.

But ask, you have a language, see

Why do men enjoy better than women?

My first account is twelve months.

My second is the pronoun subject to the first person of the singular

My everything is a spiritual person.

Nicolas's dad can not take it anymore: the latter is doing too much nonsense. He decides to take Nicolas to the doctor for treatment, says the doctor asks Nicolas's dad.

-do them further.

Buy him a bicycle II will do less nonsense?

- Do you know why my neighbor could not put his children to sleep at night?

- No.

The judge of the correctional court questions the accused:

-are reproached?

-my Christmas shopping too early! And how, too soon? What are the facts that you blame me for doing - But it's not a crime that.

WHAT IS BLUE, WHITE AND RED? :

My first is the plump and soft part of the face.

My second serves to connect two, ideas

My everything is the favorite activity of children.

-This animal is a crocodile.

When are two rods injured?

-It has just snowed, says the first

-You think? asks the second.

-I took an Internet subscription!