That One Aunt Friend

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Well this is adorable!

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

people dont even REBLOG content creators like 70% of the time anyway, so who the hELL is gonna pay $9.99 a month for it???

people dont even REBLOG content creators like 70% of the time anyway, so who the hELL is even gonna find it if we can’t tag it???

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I saw this so long ago I feel like and now it’s back and I’m so happy

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

I’m hacking up my lungs cuz I’m laughing too hard xD

the correct way to escort lucy liu anywhere

don’t flirt w me i’ll daydream about us fucking

which planet are you?

ok I didn’t need to hear the truth like that

gOD, I didn’t need this. Its like ripping off a bamd aid, but instead of doing it really fast, you do it slowly so you feel all the hairs getting pulled

Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.